Another back-and-forth with a MAGA

Here's a back-and-forth I had with a MAGA recently...

MAGA: "The earth is flat and cancer is made up."
Me: WTF are you talking about?!? The earth is round and cancer is most certainly not made up.
MAGA: "You sound like a Democrat, believe everything you're told."
Me: Who told you the earth was flat and cancer was made up?
MAGA: "Do your own research. I did mine."
Me: I'm asking you where you researched.
MAGA: "That's for you to figure out."
Me: Let me guess, it was some tinfoil-hat wearing conspiracy theorist on YouTube.
MAGA: "You call them conspiracies. I call them truth."
Me: These conspiracies have been debunked more times than Einstein could count.
MAGA: "Debunk? What's that?"
Me: To disprove
MAGA: "Vaccines aren't cures; they treat symptoms."
Me: What about polio?
MAGA: "What about it? It's coming back."
Me: Why is that? Anti-vaxxers.
MAGA: "Modern medicine has no purpose."
Me: I grew up with epilepsy. I had daily seizures for I don't know how many years. A brain tumor was later found to be the culprit. I was placed on anti-seizure medication, which removed seizures from my life. I later had the tumor removed; was weened off the meds; and have been seizure free ever since. So, are you trying to tell me the anti-seizure meds I took did me no good, even though they erased seizures from my life?
MAGA: "You must have done something to bring out the seizures."
Me: So the seizures were my fault?
MAGA: "It's a possibility. When did you start having them?"
Me: Since birth. So how could it possibly be my doing?
MAGA: "Then it was your parents. They poisoned you when you were inside your mom."
Me: ...and the brain tumor? Did doctors just make that up?
MAGA: "It's a possibility."
Me: Why on earth would they do that?
MAGA: "Money"
Me: Wow, you're full of sh*t.
MAGA: "Don't believe everything you're told."
Me: I don't.
MAGA: "Yes, you do."
Me: I don't. Everything you just told me? I don't believe a single word of it. All bullsh*t.
#MAGACultMorons #MAGACultMoron