A running list of comments on my satirical videos

- "😅😂😂🤣🤣😅😆😆👏👏👏 🏆🏆🏆"

- "😆"

- "Hilarious!! 😂😂"

- "😂😂 You should do this more often! 👍🏽👍🏽"

- "Hillbilly Bullshittery"

- "I cannot stand that dude, or his book. What a con. Great video!"

- "😂😂Yeah, I listened to the original before I listened to your parody. Hilarious!! 😂😂"

- "I love it!!! Thank you the huge smile and some chuckles. Especially loved the mention of chihuahuas."

- "Lmao. Yikes. They are beyond satire. Unfortunately for us, it's actually how they think."

- "WOW…I am at a loss for words….and this dude wants to be one of our Senators from OHIO…God Help Us All."

- "Wtf is wrong with them?!"

- "Wooooo. That’s unbelievable."

- "Needs some duct tape!"

- "What an idiot and useless waste of a human being."

- "Still laughing at 'Ohiowegians' 😂"

- "It's eerie how accurate this is. Both saying the 'Border is Open' while the 'Border Patrol caught a bunch of bad guys' without seeing how they contradict themselves is normal GOP nonsense."

- "Is he being held hostage somewhere in a basement?"

- "Well its thats time and yr we get Attention 😁."

- "LOL! I don’t know how you come up with this stuff. My brain doesn’t work that way. Very creative, man. 👍🏽"

- "💖💖💖💖"

- "No racist boners here haha"

- "That wig is something hahaha"

- "😂😂😂"

- "Wow! I was not expecting that wig! Hilarious! 👨‍🍳😘"

- "Your trump voice is good!!"

- "Haha no I mean it works! It's hilarious. I loved both clips!!!!"

- "I cannot get over how funny those satires are. Damn. They are REALLY good! 😀"

- "Haha!"

- "I liked the Tim Ryan one (as in it was my favorite of the two)!"

- "I don't know how you're so clever so quickly!"

- "[You look like] a sexy inventor (as Mike DeWine)!"

- "Hilarious! I don’t know how you come up with this stuff! 😂"

- "I had to search Mike Dewine to see if he actually wore Waldo-looking glasses. 😂😂😂"

- "I saw the videos and just commented on them. So f*cking funny! I could never come up with the stuff you do! 😂"

- "Hahaha! Layers of funny!"

- "😂😂😂"

- "Where in the hell did you get that wig? Hysterical! You had the hand gestures and all. Bravo!"

- "'I'm running to lose the popular vote' LOL That was my favorite part!"

- "Thank you for sharing with me ❤️❤️❤️"

- "Loved the video! Needed some laughs."

- "I liked your video!"

- "Craig, you're a hoot!"

- "Nice!"

- "😂😂😂"

- "Nice Christmas tree!"

- "When you turn to the profile, that wig looks just like his nasty ass hair!"

- "'E-AT S-HIT' I don't know how you come up with this stuff! 😂"

- "You mentioned hands. Yours are a lot bigger than his."

- "'Trump stakes' had me rolling!"

- "'African-American unicorn' did too!"

- "I loved your impression 🤍I watched it. Cracked me up. (And I love your tree)"

- "I laughed. Great impressions."

- "I watch your video on YouTube 👍👍👍 Good job 😊😊😊"

- "Nah, you're too good looking and too coherent. ; - )"

Boycotting jukeboxes because of TouchTunes

I love music and enjoy hitting the bar(s) over the weekend, so naturally, when the mood strikes me, I've never been coy about playing some songs on the jukebox. This past Thursday, a friend of mine turned 50, so several friends of her's, including myself, all met up to celebrate the occasion. At around 9:30, a friend of mine and I both chipped in $5 to play some songs on the jukebox. Four hours and 231 skips later, we gave up on hearing the songs we had selected, and went home knowing we had just wasted $5. This wasn't the first time such a thing had happened to me (and many others), and due to that, I'll be boycotting jukeboxes. Why? The scam known as TouchTunes. You see, here's how the plot typically breaks down. A person (or group of people) downloads the TouchTunes app on his/her phone, consumes one too many adult beverages, and due to this, has less care for spending extra money to hear the songs of their choosing right NOW. That's the thing with TouchTun

The difference between "looking" and "checking out"

I may be way off with these numbers, but it's my approximation that at least 75% of individuals whom are involved in a serious relationship feel it's perfectly acceptable to "check out" members of the opposite sex they're not involved with. Meanwhile, approximately 25% either don't feel this is acceptable or aren't sure about the matter. I hadn't thought about this matter for a while, but since I've been dating a woman for about 8 months, the topic has been pondered about some. When reading or hearing others discuss this very issue, I often times hear comments similar to the following: "It's human nature to look." "There's nothing wrong with checking others out. I'm sure he/she does it too!" "It's fine to do it. Just don't tell your boyfriend/girlfriend about it or do it in front of them!" "It's natural to find people attractive." When observing the array of comments, I i

The verdict is in. To no one's surprise, Jonathan Hoenig has been found guilty of being an idiot.

Just recently, when discussing the Michael Brown shooting and whether or not race had anything to do with it, Fox News contributor Jonathan Hoenig said, "You know who talks about race? Racists." One moment while I provide Mr. Hoenig with the well deserved slow-clap. :: slow-claps for two seconds :: So, that was quite the line by Mr. Hoenig, wasn't it? "You know who talks about race? Racists." Well, wasn't he just talking about race? So, by his own words, I guess that makes him a racist. Also, if he wants to be consistent, does this mean that people whom talk about gender are sexists and people whom talk about sexual orientation are homophobes? With that line of thinking, Hoenig would engage in the following back-and-forths: Hoenig: "So, who are you voting for?" A woman: "The Democratic candidate, because he's been adamant about his support for equal rights for women." Hoenig: "You sexist feminist nazi!"

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