MAGA: "Trump had the best economy ever in his first term and it's even better in his second!"
Me: Trump was the first president since Herbert Hoover, in 1933, to leave office with fewer jobs than were present when he entered it. The past three months have equaled the lowest job-creation in such a span since, wait for it, COVID.
MAGA: "Fake news! Fake numbers!"
Me: :: I provide evidence to prove they're accurate ::
MAGA: "Whatever. It's Congress that determines jobs anyway, not the president. Besides, Trump got bad economies from both O'Bummer and Slow Joe!"
Me: I thought you said presidents don't determine jobs, so how can Obama or Biden be responsible for the economies Trump inherited?
MAGA: "But that's different."
Me: How so? Regardless, you've got things backwards. Obama inherited the largest recession since the Great Depression. Biden inherited the worst pandemic since the Spanish flu. Guess what? Both left Trump with strong economies.
MAGA: "BS!"
Me: :: I provide evidence to prove my claims ::
MAGA: "Again, it's Congress that does the job stuff!"
Me: But you said Trump has presided over the strongest economies, even when he inherited allegedly poor economies from Obama and Biden. So, which is it?
MAGA: "Where's Hunter?"
Me: I can tell you where he wasn't - hanging with Epstein, like Trump was.
I love music and enjoy hitting the bar(s) over the weekend, so naturally, when the mood strikes me, I've never been coy about playing some songs on the jukebox. This past Thursday, a friend of mine turned 50, so several friends of her's, including myself, all met up to celebrate the occasion. At around 9:30, a friend of mine and I both chipped in $5 to play some songs on the jukebox. Four hours and 231 skips later, we gave up on hearing the songs we had selected, and went home knowing we had just wasted $5. This wasn't the first time such a thing had happened to me (and many others), and due to that, I'll be boycotting jukeboxes. Why? The scam known as TouchTunes. You see, here's how the plot typically breaks down. A person (or group of people) downloads the TouchTunes app on his/her phone, consumes one too many adult beverages, and due to this, has less care for spending extra money to hear the songs of their choosing right NOW. That's the thing with TouchTun...
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