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Cult of Mass Stupidity (parody based off Living Colour’s “Cult of Personality”)

Cult of Mass Stupidity (parody based off Living Colour’s “Cult of Personality”)

“And then I see the disinfectant where it

knocks it out in a minute. One

minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection?”

 

Look at their tweets

What do you see?

The cult of mass stupidity

 

They go to YouTube; they post some memes

With typo-filled conspiracies

They are the cult of mass stupidity

 

Like Ghouliani and Chachi

They’re the cult of mass stupidity

The cult of mass stupidity

The cult of mass stupidity

 

In straight science, they hear signs

When Fauci speaks, they see Dahmer’s eyes

They believe all they can’t see

Anti-woke, always asleep

 

They want to ban the absentees

Yet say, “Support our military!”

They are the cult of mass stupidity

 

They cry, “Counting is for the cheats!”

“Unless the math agrees with me!”

They are the cult of mass stupidity

 

Like Clint Eastwood’s chair and blind sheep

They’re the cult of mass stupidity

The cult of mass stupidity

The cult of mass stupidity

 

In straight science, they hear signs

When COVID peaks, they fill their butts with light

They believe all they can’t see

Anti-woke, always asleep

 

They speak with God; they walk with Satan

Shooting their guns and shouting, “Amen!”

They smack him when Jesus turns his cheek

They are the cult of mass stupidity

 

They are the cult of, they are the cult of

They are the cult of, they are the cult of

They are the cult of, they are the cult of

They are the cult of, they are the cult of mass stupidity

 

“Despite the constant negative press covfefe.”

 

“They are not falsehoods; they are alternative facts.


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