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Author Craig Rozniecki's Books and Tweets

If you are a new reader who is in need of some laughs (or a regular who hasn't read all of my books yet), below are the links that will lead you to your happy place:

If you prefer something big that feels good in your hands, purchase your paperbacks here (Get your mind out of the gutter...):

http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q=


If you're all about going green environmentally, most of my books are also available electronically at the following link (If you're going green literally, I recommend seeing a doctor...):

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle


My Twitter account is up to 102,995 followers and counting. To read the numerous articles I post or smartass quips I make, often times at the expense of the Oompa Loompa-in-Chief himself - Donald Trump, just click on this link:

https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

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