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According to a new poll, a majority of Trump supporters believe...

Remember when Donald Trump senior advisor Kellyanne Conway referenced a Bowling Green massacre which never actually happened? Well, Public Policy Polling (PPP) decided to have a little fun with that slip up, and in a recent poll asked the question, "Do you agree or disagree with the following statement: 'The Bowling Green massacre shows why we need Donald Trump's executive order on immigration?'"

Overall, just 23% of polltakers said yes, while 57% responded with no, and an additional 20% weren't sure. Among Trump voters, however, a majority 51% answered in the affirmative. That's right, according to this poll, more than half of Trump voters believe that a fictional attack was reason enough to place a travel ban on seven Muslim-majority countries. Due to this, expect to see the following poll results among Trump voters in the future:

- 53% believe the Wrigley Field Whack Off resulted in many people going blind

- 58% believe the Great Wall of Jina is located in Germany

- 82% believe that ISIS' bombing of never-never land is reason enough to permanently bar Muslims from entering the country

- 94% believe the Sleeping Beauty shooting spree is not reason enough for further gun regulation

- 100% believe crazy ass sh*t that never happened

http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Public-Policy-Polling-51-percent-of-Trump-voters-10924478.php

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