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#ThingsYouThoughtWereReal and #FactCheckASong

I had some fun with the trending hashtags #ThingsYouThoughtWereReal and #FactCheckASong on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) This world map showcased at Trump University
#ThingsYouThoughtWereReal
407 Likes, 192 Retweets

2) Ted Cruz's senior picture
#ThingsYouThoughtWereReal
341 Likes, 86 Retweets

3) Mike Pence's acting debut in "Village of the Damned"
#ThingsYouThoughtWereReal
318 Likes, 99 Retweets

4) The Bowling Gutters Massacre
#ThingsYouThoughtWereReal
161 Likes, 45 Retweets

5) Fox News standing by its "fair-and-balanced" slogan. Just kidding. I never believed that.
#ThingsYouThoughtWereReal
155 Likes, 36 Retweets

6) "We don't need no education." Yes, apparently you do...
#FactCheckASong
127 Likes, 29 Retweets

7) For the record, my guitar sobbed uncontrollably on January 20th of this year.
#FactCheckASong
90 Likes, 18 Retweets

8) Tom Brady's balls
#ThingsYouThoughtWereReal
71 Likes, 26 Retweets

9) Donald Trump's record-setting inauguration crowd
#ThingsYouThoughtWereReal
78 Likes, 10 Retweets

10) A lot of people are too sexy for their "cat." That doesn't give them any excuse to grab them without consent.
#FactCheckASong
64 Likes, 14 Retweets

11) "When I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself." Okay, this one checks out...
#FactCheckASong
60 Likes, 11 Retweets

12) Trump's "bigly" words
#ThingsYouThoughtWereReal
47 Likes, 19 Retweets

12) Debunked "alternative facts"
#ThingsYouThoughtWereReal
51 Likes, 15 Retweets

14) "Born in the U.S.A." - No, this is not an intentional parody on many of Trump's wives and workers.
#FactCheckASong
41 Likes, 13 Retweets

15) Drumpf's big beautiful wall
#ThingsYouThoughtWereReal
41 Likes, 12 Retweets

16) That auto-corrected text I received from an ex, which said, "Down to fork? Come over & bring some condominiums."
#ThingsYouThoughtWereReal
41 Likes, 5 Retweets

17) Chasing waterfalls is okay, once in a while, if tripping on acid.
#FactCheckASong
22 Likes, 4 Retweets

18) The double-negative-makes-positive "can't get no satisfaction" is not ideal smooth-talking after doing the horizontal mambo.
#FactCheckASong
17 Likes, 3 Retweets

19) Fact-checks at the back of math books, but apparently those facts are biased.
#ThingsYouThoughtWereReal
12 Likes, 1 Retweet

20) Yes, "Uprising" was a psychic vision about the world's attitude toward the Trump administration 8 years into the future.
#FactCheckASong
10 Likes, 2 Retweets

21) "1 and 1 and 1 is 3." The question was, "What's 1 x 1 x 1?" but if we're talking addition, then yes, this is true.
#FactCheckASong
11 Likes, 0 Retweets

22) Caroline was kind of a bit*h. ...no offense...
#FactCheckASong
6 Likes, 1 Retweet

23) The 1999-2nd-Millennium's-Over-Party should have been held the following year.
#FactCheckASong
4 Likes, 1 Retweet

23) Jeremy did speak in class today. He said...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_cs2pGXneA …
#FactCheckASong #KindergartenCop
5 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 2,180 Likes, 642 Retweets (Averages of 90.8 Likes, 26.8 Retweets)
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