#AfterTrumpLeavesOffice

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #AfterTrumpLeavesOffice on Twitter the other day. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) #AfterTrumpLeavesOffice, anxiety and depression will decrease bigly.
136 Likes, 42 Retweets

2) #AfterTrumpLeavesOffice, America will be great again.
113 Likes, 32 Retweets

3) #AfterTrumpLeavesOffice, 97% of the world (outside Russia) will collectively shout, "You're fired!"
86 Likes, 29 Retweets

4) #AfterTrumpLeavesOffice, he'll divorce Melania and ask Putin to be wife #4.
67 Likes, 17 Retweets

5) #AfterTrumpLeavesOffice, all countries not named Russia will attempt to impose a travel ban against him.
55 Likes, 14 Retweets

6) #AfterTrumpLeavesOffice, he'll write a book entitled, "Read Good, Write Gooder, Lead Goodest."
52 Likes, 16 Retweets

7) #AfterTrumpLeavesOffice, he and Bill Cosby will announce a "Respecting Women Big League" tour, just before the two get sent to prison.
45 Likes, 19 Retweets

8) #AfterTrumpLeavesOffice, the White House will have to be thoroughly cleansed due to the lingering smell of bullsh*t.
50 Likes, 12 Retweets

9) #AfterTrumpLeavesOffice, he'll check the dictionary to see what "infrastructure" means.
42 Likes, 12 Retweets

10) #AfterTrumpLeavesOffice, he'll start writing a series of children's books, called, "I Know Words. I Have The Best Words, Believe Me."
39 Likes, 13 Retweets

11) #AfterTrumpLeavesOffice, even sloths will be running around, jumping up and down, and busting out champagne.
27 Likes, 9 Retweets

12) #AfterTrumpLeavesOffice, he'll be appointed Fox News's expert on "this, that, and whatever."
26 Likes, 9 Retweets

13) #AfterTrumpLeavesOffice, he'll start a cult, where he says, "Look at me walking in this baby pool. Walking on water, just like Jesus."
22 Likes, 11 Retweets

14) #AfterTrumpLeavesOffice, he'll be wearing an orange jumpsuit.
26 Likes, 6 Retweets

15) #AfterTrumpLeavesOffice, he'll go back to looking for Obama's birth certificate.
23 Likes, 6 Retweets

16) #AfterTrumpLeavesOffice, fact-checkers will be able to sleep again.
23 Likes, 4 Retweets

17) #AfterTrumpLeavesOffice, he's going to see if Douglass and Pavarotti want to party.
18 Likes, 7 Retweets

18) #AfterTrumpLeavesOffice, he'll protest Cinco de Mayo by starting an "All Mayos Matter" movement.
18 Likes, 6 Retweets

19) #AfterTrumpLeavesOffice, he'll release his tax returns to a shredder and fireplace.
16 Likes, 6 Retweets

20) #AfterTrumpLeavesOffice, he'll admit he thought "collusion" was a Michael Bay film.
14 Likes, 6 Retweets

21) #AfterTrumpLeavesOffice, he'll decline an offer to be the centerpiece of the new show, "Are My Newborn's Hands Larger Than a Man-baby's?"
16 Likes, 3 Retweets

22) #AfterTrumpLeavesOffice, he'll build a big beautiful wall out of Lego's.
16 Likes, 1 Retweet

23) #AfterTrumpLeavesOffice, he'll be handed a world map, look at it, and then yell, "Jiiina! Where is Jiiina?!? I don't see no Jiiina!"
10 Likes, 2 Retweets

24) #AfterTrumpLeavesOffice, he'll bring a fortune cookie to a book club.
6 Likes, 0 Retweets

25) #AfterTrumpLeavesOffice, he'll go to Mar-a-Lago and tell the world, "Ah, some things never change, do they?"
4 Likes, 1 Retweet

Totals: 950 Likes, 283 Retweets (Averages of 38.0 Likes, 11.3 Retweets)