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#Fake2017Facts

I had a little bit of fun with the short-lived trending hashtag #Fake2017Facts on Twitter the other day. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Roseanne Barr threatens to retire and people actually care.
#Fake2017Facts
61 Likes, 10 Retweets

2) Donald Trump was named the Sexiest Man in the World.
#Fake2017Facts
52 Likes, 15 Retweets

3) Donald Trump finally found Nambia on a map.
#Fake2017Facts
31 Likes, 6 Retweets

4) Donald Trump did the following: Found Obama's alternative real birth certificate; released his tax returns; fired his son-in-law from that one position; and released the best-selling book, "How To Write Good, Like Bigly Good, Gooder Then Everyone One, Believe Me."
#Fake2017Facts
29 Likes, 4 Retweets

5) Donald Trump built a big beautiful wall with his bare hands while tweeting and made Mexico pay for it.
#Fake2017Facts
21 Likes, 4 Retweets

6) After much deliberation, scientists finally uncovered the true meaning of "covfefe."
#Fake2017Facts
21 Likes, 3 Retweets

7) Rich, famous, powerful men finally learned how to respect women.
#Fake2017Facts
14 Likes, 4 Retweets

8) The Cleveland Browns won a game.
#Fake2017Facts
9 Likes, 2 Retweets

Totals: 238 Likes, 48 Retweets (Averages of 29.8 Likes, 6.0 Retweets)
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