I haven't been quite as active over the past week and a half with trending hashtags on Twitter, but here they are, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) Trump: "I was first in my class!"
Fact-checker: "Eh, no you weren't."
Trump: "You didn't let me finish what I was gonna say! I was first in my class to sell the country out to Russia!"
#SummaCumLiar #Snark
502 Likes, 142 Retweets
2) A white man found guilty of 8+ felonies
Judge: "Eh, how's 4 years sound?"
A black man steals a pack of gum from the Dollar Store
Judge: "Life sentence!!! No gum for you!"
#ManafortSentencing #Snark
271 Likes, 73 Retweets
3) Cops: "Don't do the crime if you can't do the time."
Translations:
For whites: "Do the crime and you'll be back home in time for the nightly news."
For everyone else: "Whether you do or don't commit a crime, your ass is mine!"
#ManafortSentencing #WhitePrivilege
231 Likes, 64 Retweets
4) What did Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini, and Joseph Stalin have in common?
They were all nationalists. Wait, what was that, #MattSchlapp?
"There's nothing wrong with nationalism."
#CPAC
173 Likes, 74 Retweets
5) After hearing some #CPAC sound bites, I think the next president needs to sign a bill which states the following: "Any CPAC speaker who intends on speaking about communism, socialism, or democratic socialism must first ace an exam on communism, socialism, & democratic socialism."
150 Likes, 35 Retweets
6) Dear @realDonaldTrump:
Michael Cohen didn't say "no collusion." He said he wasn't aware of any collusion. Big difference, or as you might say, "bigly" difference.
#CohenTestimony
99 Likes, 21 Retweets
7) #TuckerCarlson understands women about as well as Donald Trump understands words which contain more than one syllable.
78 Likes, 18 Retweets
8) "Black lives matter!"
Judge Ellis: "White crimes don't!"
#Manafort #Snark
78 Likes, 13 Retweets
9) The GOP wants everyone to know this is the boogeyman... (AOC gif)
#CPAC
68 Likes, 14 Retweets
10) Wharton: "Trump kept going around asking people to be his fiancee. We're all like, 'This is a finance school, you idiot!,' but that didn't stop him."
#SummaCumLiar #Snark
69 Likes, 11 Retweets
11) Trump: "Bill Microsoft, Jeff Amazon, Tim Apple, I'd like for you to meet my beautiful daughter, Ivanka Shoes."
#TimApple #Snark
48 Likes, 13 Retweets
12) GOPers: "If they investigated Obama like they have with Trump, they woulda found stuff on him too!"
Right, b/c if Al Capone is suspected of, investigated & busted for tax evasion, this means a man w/out these suspicions, if investigated, will get busted for it too.
#CohenHearing
48 Likes, 12 Retweets
13) When he joins you, will Donald Trump be your right-little-hand man or what exactly?
#QuestionsForSatan
50 Likes, 9 Retweets
14) The past couple weeks
Trump: "Starting this year, every July 4th, we're gonna like blow up pretty sh*t in the sky & celebrate our independence. We're also finally gonna have free speech in this country; that I can promise you."
#CPAC #ReadTheConstitution
43 Likes, 11 Retweets
15) Headline: "Trump on new investigation: 'I cooperate all the time with everybody'"
Edit: "Trump on new investigation: 'I cooperate all the time with every foreign dictator'"
#HouseJudiciaryCommittee #Snark
35 Likes, 9 Retweets
16) Dear #CPAC speakers:
You brand "liberals" as the evil that is destroying this country. You brand Democrats as the party of slavery. You brand Democrats as liberals. Yet regardless of party affiliation, liberals have always been anti-slavery, so where does that leave you?
34 Likes, 3 Retweets
16) Wharton: "You can't spell 'business' without 'issues' and Donald Trump has a whole lot of issues."
#SummaCumLiar #Snark
36 Likes, 1 Retweet
18) #KirstjenNielsen: "My favorite song is 'Bullet With Butterfly Wings' by the Smashing Pumpkins. I just love the chorus: 'Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a pretty pretty home, with beautiful flowers, lots of great food, as well as air conditioning.' Great song."
#Snark
29 Likes, 5 Retweets
19) The #CPAC should really be called the FCPAC, which stands for F*cking Crazy Political Action Conference
28 Likes, 3 Retweets
20) Manafort gets sentenced to 47 months in jail.
Trump: "You see? I told you he was innocent!"
#ManafortSentencing #Snark
24 Likes, 6 Retweets
21) Judge Ellis: "Outside of his lifetime of crime, Paul Manafort lived an otherwise blameless life."
#ManafortSentencing #Snark
20 Likes, 2 Retweets
22) Trump: "Pat Of-Fortune? I'd like to buy a vowel..."
#TimApple #Snark
19 Likes, 1 Retweet
23) Headline: "Jay Inslee announces his run for president"
Translation: "The first Rick Perry-Charles Grodin hybrid runs for president"
#JayInslee
17 Likes, 2 Retweets
24) Combining Giuliani quotes: "Cohen didn't tell the truth! He never tells the truth! Truth isn't truth!"
#CohenHearing
16 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 2,166 Likes, 542 Retweets (Averages of 90.3 Likes, 22.6 Retweets)
Fact-checker: "Eh, no you weren't."
Trump: "You didn't let me finish what I was gonna say! I was first in my class to sell the country out to Russia!"
#SummaCumLiar #Snark
502 Likes, 142 Retweets
2) A white man found guilty of 8+ felonies
Judge: "Eh, how's 4 years sound?"
A black man steals a pack of gum from the Dollar Store
Judge: "Life sentence!!! No gum for you!"
#ManafortSentencing #Snark
271 Likes, 73 Retweets
3) Cops: "Don't do the crime if you can't do the time."
Translations:
For whites: "Do the crime and you'll be back home in time for the nightly news."
For everyone else: "Whether you do or don't commit a crime, your ass is mine!"
#ManafortSentencing #WhitePrivilege
231 Likes, 64 Retweets
4) What did Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini, and Joseph Stalin have in common?
They were all nationalists. Wait, what was that, #MattSchlapp?
"There's nothing wrong with nationalism."
#CPAC
173 Likes, 74 Retweets
5) After hearing some #CPAC sound bites, I think the next president needs to sign a bill which states the following: "Any CPAC speaker who intends on speaking about communism, socialism, or democratic socialism must first ace an exam on communism, socialism, & democratic socialism."
150 Likes, 35 Retweets
6) Dear @realDonaldTrump:
Michael Cohen didn't say "no collusion." He said he wasn't aware of any collusion. Big difference, or as you might say, "bigly" difference.
#CohenTestimony
99 Likes, 21 Retweets
7) #TuckerCarlson understands women about as well as Donald Trump understands words which contain more than one syllable.
78 Likes, 18 Retweets
8) "Black lives matter!"
Judge Ellis: "White crimes don't!"
#Manafort #Snark
78 Likes, 13 Retweets
9) The GOP wants everyone to know this is the boogeyman... (AOC gif)
#CPAC
68 Likes, 14 Retweets
10) Wharton: "Trump kept going around asking people to be his fiancee. We're all like, 'This is a finance school, you idiot!,' but that didn't stop him."
#SummaCumLiar #Snark
69 Likes, 11 Retweets
11) Trump: "Bill Microsoft, Jeff Amazon, Tim Apple, I'd like for you to meet my beautiful daughter, Ivanka Shoes."
#TimApple #Snark
48 Likes, 13 Retweets
12) GOPers: "If they investigated Obama like they have with Trump, they woulda found stuff on him too!"
Right, b/c if Al Capone is suspected of, investigated & busted for tax evasion, this means a man w/out these suspicions, if investigated, will get busted for it too.
#CohenHearing
48 Likes, 12 Retweets
13) When he joins you, will Donald Trump be your right-little-hand man or what exactly?
#QuestionsForSatan
50 Likes, 9 Retweets
14) The past couple weeks
Trump: "Starting this year, every July 4th, we're gonna like blow up pretty sh*t in the sky & celebrate our independence. We're also finally gonna have free speech in this country; that I can promise you."
#CPAC #ReadTheConstitution
43 Likes, 11 Retweets
15) Headline: "Trump on new investigation: 'I cooperate all the time with everybody'"
Edit: "Trump on new investigation: 'I cooperate all the time with every foreign dictator'"
#HouseJudiciaryCommittee #Snark
35 Likes, 9 Retweets
16) Dear #CPAC speakers:
You brand "liberals" as the evil that is destroying this country. You brand Democrats as the party of slavery. You brand Democrats as liberals. Yet regardless of party affiliation, liberals have always been anti-slavery, so where does that leave you?
34 Likes, 3 Retweets
16) Wharton: "You can't spell 'business' without 'issues' and Donald Trump has a whole lot of issues."
#SummaCumLiar #Snark
36 Likes, 1 Retweet
18) #KirstjenNielsen: "My favorite song is 'Bullet With Butterfly Wings' by the Smashing Pumpkins. I just love the chorus: 'Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a pretty pretty home, with beautiful flowers, lots of great food, as well as air conditioning.' Great song."
#Snark
29 Likes, 5 Retweets
19) The #CPAC should really be called the FCPAC, which stands for F*cking Crazy Political Action Conference
28 Likes, 3 Retweets
20) Manafort gets sentenced to 47 months in jail.
Trump: "You see? I told you he was innocent!"
#ManafortSentencing #Snark
24 Likes, 6 Retweets
21) Judge Ellis: "Outside of his lifetime of crime, Paul Manafort lived an otherwise blameless life."
#ManafortSentencing #Snark
20 Likes, 2 Retweets
22) Trump: "Pat Of-Fortune? I'd like to buy a vowel..."
#TimApple #Snark
19 Likes, 1 Retweet
23) Headline: "Jay Inslee announces his run for president"
Translation: "The first Rick Perry-Charles Grodin hybrid runs for president"
#JayInslee
17 Likes, 2 Retweets
24) Combining Giuliani quotes: "Cohen didn't tell the truth! He never tells the truth! Truth isn't truth!"
#CohenHearing
16 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 2,166 Likes, 542 Retweets (Averages of 90.3 Likes, 22.6 Retweets)
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