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Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 28: The GOP Puts the "Liar" in "Trial" (Part 1) Premiere Date: 1/30/20 Length: 10:19 (1,618 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-gop-puts-the-liar-in-trial-part-1/ Transcript: Welcome to I Feel Snitty, episode 28, entitled, “The GOP Puts the ‘Liar’ in ‘Trial’ (Pt. 1).” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki. I’m not going to pussyfoot around. This show, and at least one more, will fully revolve around the Donald Trump impeachment trial. In this episode, I will satirize the opening statements, particularly by the defense team, for it’ll be difficult to satirize the facts put forth by the House Managers. Here we go… Chief Justice Roberts: “Senate Minority Leader Schumer, you are recognized.” Chuck Schumer: “The people on the right side of history call House Manager Adam Schiff.” Adam Schiff: “Thank you. 2 + 2 = 4. The defense will want you to believe it equals 5, 6, or in this case, 45. That’s ridicu...

The latest episode of my podcast ( I Feel Snitty ), entitled, "The GOP Puts the 'Liar' in 'Trial' (Part 1)," is now available! Here's a brief description of it: Bored with the impeachment hearings? Don't like hearing lawyers and politicians talk nearly as much as they like to hear themselves? Broken a television after throwing a remote at it due to what one of these lawyers or politicians said? If you answered yes to any of these or any question I didn't ask, it'd probably do you a world of good to check out this episode, where I perform a skit, reenacting the opening statements from the impeachment "trial" of Donald Trump in a snarkier fashion than a teenager-version of Saturday Night Live . You can check out the show in its entirety at this link:  https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-gop-puts-the-liar-in-trial-part-1/

I just received the following comment on episode 25 of my podcast, entitled, "The Drumpf That Stole Christmas": - "Craig, I love this one!" You can check out the show here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-drumpf-that-stole-christmas/

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 27: Weapons of Mass Distraction Premiere Date: 1/20/20 Length: 8:01 (1,248 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/weapons-of-mass-distraction-1579538444/ Transcript: Welcome to I Feel Snitty, episode 27, entitled, “Weapons of Mass Distraction.” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki. Over the past week or two, Donald Trump has put forth painstaking effort into wagging the dog, as he’s continually attempted to divert attention away from his now infamous Ukraine phone call with Voldymyr Zelensky and the impeachment which resulted from it by nearly starting a war with Iran. Here’s a brief rundown of how he went about this: - First he ordered a strike on Iranian General Qasem Soleimani, killing him in the process. - In an effort to defend his action, he claimed Soleimani was planning an “imminent” attack on US troops. - He later changed the correct term of “imminent” to “eminent,” because he’s brilliant like that. - As Trump ...

Episode 27 of my podcast ( I Feel Snitty ), entitled, "Weapons of Mass Distraction," is now available! Here's a brief description of the show: George W. Bush was famous (or perhaps infamous) for his seemingly constant usage of the term "WMDs," or Weapons of Mass Destruction. Well, Donald Trump has decided to take on a new form of WMDs, in Weapons of Mass Distraction, especially of late, as he's attempted to divert attention away from his Ukraine scandal by showing the public, the media in particular, a host of shiny new objects. In this episode, I break down Trump's latest distraction; play the game everyone's been talking about, "How Much Sh*t Could We Get Away With If We Weren't President Trump?;" and report the results of my poll of the week, which asked the question, "What will Donald Trump be doing while watching, but pretending not to watch the Democratic debate?" You can check out the episode in its entirety here:...

Due to some tweets of mine, I got mentioned on several sites. You can check out the articles at the following links: https://www.rawstory.com/2019/12/gops-debbie-lesko-raked-over-the-coals-for-whining-impeachment-tearing-families-apart/ https://www.blue-politics.com/2019/12/18/georgia-rep-barry-loudermilk-compares-donald-trump-to-jesus-likens-congress-to-pontius-pilate/ https://thegailygrind.com/2019/12/18/gop-rep-just-claimed-jesus-treated-more-fairly-before-crucifixion-than-trump-before-impeachment/ https://politizoom.com/2019/12/18/religious-wingnuts-chime-in-on-impeachment-pilate-afforded-more-rights-to-jesus-then-dems-have-given-trump/ https://www.alternet.org/2019/12/complete-lunatics-pro-trump-congressman-accused-of-blasphemy-after-comparing-trump-to-jesus-christ/ https://www.rawstory.com/2019/12/thats-blasphemy-gops-barry-loudermilk-blasted-as-a-complete-lunatic-for-comparing-trump-to-jesus-christ/ https://theguardiansofdemocracy.com/gop-lawmaker-says-trump-impeac...

I've had some fun with trending hashtags on Twitter over the past month. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): 1) On the 12th day of #Impeachmas my Congress gave to me: 12 Criers Crying 11 Whiners Whining 10 Liars a Lying 9 Louie's Ramblings 8 Gaetz a Drinking 7 Freaks a Freaking 6 Wimps a Trembling 5 Donald Tweets 4 Shouting Dougs 3 Dense Men 2 Crazy Bluffs and a dotard being impeached 1.4K Likes, 482 Retweets 2) Dear GOP: Even if Dems wanted Trump impeached since his inauguration, that's irrelevant, for no matter how hard one prays another gets convicted of a crime, that person won't get convicted until he commits a crime. Trump committed impeachable offenses. Period. #HappyImpeachmas 1.2K Likes, 232 Retweets 3) ...and there it is. A Republican Representative just compared Trump to Jesus. The only thing Trump nails are adult film stars while his wi...

I just received a new comment on episode 25 of my podcast (I Feel Snitty), entitled, "The Drumpf That Stole Christmas." The listener wrote: "Hahaha! Epic!" You can check out the episode here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-drumpf-that-stole-christmas/

I just received a new comment on episode 25 of my podcast ( I Feel Snitty ), entitled, "The Drumpf That Stole Christmas." The listener wrote: "45’s unique rendition of the Christmas story sounds only too believable! I laughed, when I read this, in spite of myself.” You can check out the episode here:  https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-drumpf-that-stole-christmas/

Here are my rankings from after the fifth Democratic debate ( https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2019/11/democratic-candidate-rankings-post.html ). Here now are my rankings post-debate #6, with the change in their rankings noted in parentheses: 12) John Delaney (+6) 11) Michael Bloomberg (N/A) 10) Tom Steyer (+3) 9) Michael Bennet (+6) 8) Tulsi Gabbard (+4) 7) Joe Biden (+3) 6) Andrew Yang (+3) 5) Deval Patrick (N/A) 4) Amy Klobuchar (+2) 3) Bernie Sanders (+4) 2) Elizabeth Warren (+1) 1) Pete Buttigieg (+/-0) Who should stay in? 1) Pete Buttigieg 2) Elizabeth Warren 3) Bernie Sanders 4) Amy Klobuchar 5) Deval Patrick 6) Andrew Yang 7) Joe Biden Who should get out? 1) John Delaney 2) Michael Bloomberg 3) Tom Steyer 4) Michael Bennet 5) Tulsi Gabbard

Here's how I rank the Democratic candidates' debate performances from debate 6: 6) Joe Biden: For as much as I hate to admit this, if Trump were to nickname the former vice president Bumbling Biden after this wretched performance, I'd have to agree with him. This brought back memories of his first debate performance, where he lacked energy, emotion, or enough sleep from the previous night. He looked old, tired, and like he just didn't want to be there. I sincerely hope this wasn't a sign of things to come and hope he bounces back to his improved showings in debates 3 through 5. Otherwise, if he becomes the Democratic nominee, it's going to be so rough going in the debates between he and Trump, pilots will need to think up a different word for turbulence . 5) Tom Steyer: While it's not saying much, Steyer improved upon his previous showings. His answer with regard to foreign policy was painful to watch, though. "Why should we trust you to make those ...

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 26: A New Year With Hopes, Dopes, and Dopes' Hopes Premiere Date: 1/8/20 Length: 3:48 (421 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/a-new-year-with-hopes-dopes-and-dopes-hopes/ Transcript: Welcome to I Feel Snitty, episode 26, entitled, “A New Year With Hopes, Dopes, and Dopes’ Hopes.” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki. As I mentioned in the previous episode, 2020 has gotten off to a bit of a rocky start, so like with that episode, I thought I’d try to keep the holiday season alive with another holiday-themed show. This time we’re going to travel back to New Year’s Eve. Did you make any resolutions this year? Get a better job? Go back to school? Pay off debt? Lose weight? Get over stage-fright by singing “Tequila” after doing seven shots of Patron on karaoke night? Well, whatever it is, I thought it’d be fun to predict several GOPers’ resolutions. Mike Pence: When he’s sleep-deprived, to stop calling his wife “mother-i...

The latest episode of my podcast ( I Feel Snitty ), "A New Year With Hopes, Dopes, and Dopes' Hopes," is now available! Here's a brief description of it: In this episode, I predict 20 Republicans' New Year's resolutions. They include, but are not limited to: Mike Pence, Melania Trump, Louie Gohmert, Lindsey Graham, Glenn Beck, Donald Trump, and Meat Loaf. You can check it out at this link:  https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/a-new-year-with-hopes-dopes-and-dopes-hopes/

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 25: The Drumpf That Stole Christmas Premiere Date: 1/8/20 Length: 5:43 (870 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-drumpf-that-stole-christmas/ Transcript: Welcome to I Feel Snitty, episode 25, entitled, “The Drumpf That Stole Christmas.” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki. Sooo, Happy New Year! Can I still say that, especially as two days into the new year, Donald Trump basically declared war on Iran? Alas, let’s focus our attention on a less crazy time, shall we? Let’s go back to December 24th of last year. Here’s how I envision Donald Trump spent his Christmas Eve - reading his own rendition of Clement Clark Moore’s “A Visit From St. Nicholas.” “T-was the night before Christmas, when all through the White House Not a creature was tweeting, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by my African-American with care, In hopes he places only the best clean coal in there; The children has Nestles all over their beds; ...

The latest episode of my podcast ( I Feel Snitty ), entitled, "The Drumpf That Stole Christmas," is now available! Here's a brief description of it: No Christmas would be Christmas without Donald Trump reading his own rendition of Clement Clark Moore's "A Visit From St. Nicholas," so that's exactly what I bring to you in this episode. You can check it out at this link:  https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-drumpf-that-stole-christmas/