I've had some fun with trending hashtags on Twitter over the past month. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) On the 12th day of #Impeachmas
my Congress gave to me:
12 Criers Crying
11 Whiners Whining
10 Liars a Lying
9 Louie's Ramblings
8 Gaetz a Drinking
7 Freaks a Freaking
6 Wimps a Trembling
5 Donald Tweets
4 Shouting Dougs
3 Dense Men
2 Crazy Bluffs
and a dotard being impeached
1.4K Likes, 482 Retweets
2) Dear GOP:
Even if Dems wanted Trump impeached since his inauguration, that's irrelevant, for no matter how hard one prays another gets convicted of a crime, that person won't get convicted until he commits a crime. Trump committed impeachable offenses. Period.
#HappyImpeachmas
1.2K Likes, 232 Retweets
3) ...and there it is. A Republican Representative just compared Trump to Jesus. The only thing Trump nails are adult film stars while his wife is taking care of their newborn. Just sayin'.
#impeachment #ImpeachTrump
715 Likes, 204 Retweets
4) Did Doug Collins just say "irregardless?"
#impeachment #ImpeachmentDay
661 Likes, 99 Retweets
5) Well, due to his impeachment, Donald Trump was right about one thing - he did bring "Merry Christmas" back!
#Impeached
512 Likes, 92 Retweets
6) Cole: "We should have let all key witnesses testify before rushing through this impeachment vote."
Oh, you mean like: Pompeo, Giuliani, Bolton, Mulvaney, Pence, and Trump, just to name a few?
#ImpeachTrump #Impeachmas
455 Likes, 148 Retweets
7) Lesko: "I'm an abuse survivor. Trump is a victim!"
Really?
Trump: "Grab 'em by the pus*y."
#ImpeachTrump #Impeachmas
410 Likes, 114 Retweets
8) Mr. Trump Goes to Leavenworth
#FilmsForRepublicans
390 Likes, 67 Retweets
9) Fifty Shades of Cray
#FilmsForRepublicans
384 Likes, 53 Retweets
10) Stewart: "You've been wanting to impeach this president for 3 years!"
Well, with all due respect, he's been committing impeachable offenses for 73 years.
#impeachment
366 Likes, 60 Retweets
11) Eddie Murphy: "We can still win this sh*t!"
You already won. Can you make this hosting "SNL" gig a weekly thing? Please?
#SaturdayNightLive #SNL
369 Likes, 42 Retweets
12) Gohmert: "I'm now going to read a article from Russia's main propaganda site, but make no mistake about it, what I'm about to tell you isn't Russian propaganda."
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment #Snark
312 Likes, 95 Retweets
13) BREAKING NEWS: "House GOPers attempt to delay impeachment vote until night, for they believe all voters turn their televisions off as soon as the street lights come on"
#ImpeachmentDay #Impeachmas #Snark
286 Likes, 86 Retweets
14) Chris Matthews (and others) really shouldn't compare this to the O.J. Simpson murder trial. That was a criminal trial, where the prosecution needs to prove guilt beyond a reasonable doubt. Here a crime doesn't need to be committed for it to be an impeachable offense.
#impeachment
284 Likes, 65 Retweets
15) Dear Cult 45:
Donald Trump has been impeached. In the words of Mick Mulvaney, "Get over it."
#Impeached
236 Likes, 55 Retweets
15) Weber: "Democrats are delusional, delirious, a 'd' word, another 'd' word, and full of yogurt!"
Oh? We can play that game too. Republicans are, I'll start: ridiculous...
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment #Snark
262 Likes, 39 Retweets
17) Even newborn babies are telling Doug Collins to stop crying and whining.
#ImpeachingHearings #DougCollins
216 Likes, 45 Retweets
18) GOP House: "Democrats are trying to strip votes from 63 million Americans!"
66 million Americans voted for Hillary Clinton. 7 million more votes for third-party candidates. That's 73 million people who voted against Donald Trump.
#impeachment
187 Likes, 60 Retweets
19) Male GOP House members: "Trump has done nothing wrong!"
Really? Do you tell your daughters that? What, do you tell them all 40+ women lied about Trump's sexual improprieties or do you excuse his behavior as a guy being a guy? Shameful!
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment
195 Likes, 50 Retweets
20) Lesko: "Democrats supported Impeachment even before the phone call! That undermines their own argument!"
Really? Let me list the offenses:
- Obstruction of justice
- Fraud
- Money laundering
- Perjury
- Sexual assault
- Rape
- Tax evasion
- Emoluments
#ImpeachTrump
170 Likes, 61 Retweets
21) Buttigieg: "Am I ready to take on Donald Trump? You know how I know I'm ready? I didn't fake bone spurs to get out of serving in the military. Boom."
#DemDebate #DemocraticDebate #Snark
185 Likes, 43 Retweets
22) Iran targets Trump buildings.
Reaction around the world: "We lost a lot of good bedbugs that day."
#IranAttack #DonaldTrump
179 Likes, 31 Retweets
23) #MarkMeadows, good call on that whole retirement thang. Don't let the rubles hit you on the way out.
176 Likes, 33 Retweets
24) Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Russia - Devin Nunes - now has the floor to translate Vladimir Putin's most recent love letter to Donald Trump and the rest of the Republican Party.
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment
152 Likes, 53 Retweets
24) For those defending Doug Collins on his use of the term "irregardless," here are the definitions of it and "regardless" when including the meanings of their prefixes and/or suffixes:
Regardless: Without regard
Irregardless: Not without regard
#ImpeachmentDay
156 Likes, 49 Retweets
26) Whoa! Steve Scalise just tore some paper! Sh*t just got real!
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment
189 Likes, 15 Retweets
27) I find it funny GOP members of the House are criticizing the proceedings due to their divisive nature, all while defending a man who said:
- "Mexicans are rapists."
- "Knock the crap out of 'em."
- "Grab 'em by the pus*y."
- "The media is the enemy of the people."
#impeachment
137 Likes, 53 Retweets
28) Dear GOP:
You seem to be obsessively trying to make this a criminal trial. For the record, if it were, defendant Trump would not be able to prohibit particular witnesses from testifying under oath like he has been. If you're going to go this route, be consistent.
#impeachment
147 Likes, 39 Retweets
29) GOP: "Democrats are trying to strip away the votes of 63 million people!"
No, as sad as it is to say, the 2016 election is over and there's nothing we can do about it. Trump is actively trying to rig the 2020 election and we're trying to put a stop to it.
#impeachment
138 Likes, 42 Retweets
30) A few minutes ago
Cole: "Military aid was only withheld from Ukraine for 55 days."
Just now
Cole: "Military aid was never withheld from Ukraine."
A few minutes from now
Cole: "Ukraine withheld military aid from the US for 55 days."
#impeachment #ImpeachTrump
131 Likes, 46 Retweets
31) "Should Donald Trump be impeached?"
Dems: "YEAH!!!"
Reps: "NO!!!"
Tulsi: "So like, yeah, I'm here."
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment #Snark
142 Likes, 27 Retweets
32) Chabot: "This is a single-party vote!"
True, but keep in mind there's only one sane major party in this country and you're not a part of it.
#impeachment
145 Likes, 17 Retweets
33) I think it's all but certain that Doug Collins was a parrot with a speed addiction in a past life.
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment
140 Likes, 21 Retweets
34) Higgins: "Look at this map. Look at all that red. Democrats fear that! I rest my case!"
Land doesn't vote; people do, so no, you didn't win your case. You've just lost your case.
#impeachment
131 Likes, 26 Retweets
35) Tonight, for the first time in his 73+ years, Donald Trump was held accountable.
#ImpeachmentDay #Impeached
129 Likes, 27 Retweets
36) Stewart: "If you impeach this president on the weak case of destroying our democracy, I guarantee you we'll impeach the next one, even if he simply tweets a typo. Typo? Destroying democracy? It's the same thing!"
#impeachment #Snark
119 Likes, 34 Retweets
37) Oh, Jim Jordan's speaking. I suggest we all emulate him, look away, and pretend he isn't saying anything.
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment #EnablingAbuse
128 Likes, 19 Retweets
38) House GOP: "We're wasting our time here when we have so many things we need to work on!"
Oh? I thought your hero was the greatest president ever and had already fixed everything. Good to know...
#ImpeachmentDay #Impeachment
124 Likes, 22 Retweets
39) Colbert: "Senate Majority Leader and clinically-depressed scrotum, Mitch McConnell..."
#TheLateShow
117 Likes, 23 Retweets
40) One question for all of these GOP House members: If a Democratic opponent ever threatened to withhold funds unless they received dirt on you, how would you react?
#Impeachment #ImpeachmentDay
102 Likes, 29 Retweets
40) Collins: "I'M YELLING! I'M YELLING NOW! LOTS OF NOTHING-BURGERS! MALARKEY, HOGWASH, ALL OF IT! AHHHHH!"
#impeachment #Snark
110 Likes, 21 Retweets
40) Arrests In Development
#WhiteHouseShows
113 Likes, 18 Retweets
43) Little Women (Have Larger Hands Than Donald Trump)
#FilmsForRepublicans
116 Likes, 12 Retweets
44) [In response to Trump] So you claim the Democrats do nothing, yet complain that they're about to do something? Interesting... Also, you can remove the words "nothing wrong," so it reads, "I DID A TERRIBLE THING!" Yes, yes you did.
#HappyImpeachmas
104 Likes, 21 Retweets
45) In 6 hours of debate, there has not been one strong defense uttered by a GOP House member. As The Donald would tweet, "SAD!"
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment
100 Likes, 23 Retweets
46) Reschenthaler: "You know who should be impeached? Adam Schiff. He abused his power. He obstructed justice. He called for Russia to get Hillary's emails. He uses special makeup to look like a real life Cheeto. Let's see, what other projections do I got here?"
#impeachment #Snark
112 Likes, 10 Retweets
47) McCarthy: "We get to choose what nation we want to be. Do you want to be the United States? Vote for impeachment. But if you want to be on the right side of history; if you want to be with us; vote against impeachment and support us becoming North Korea."
#impeachment #Snark
98 Likes, 22 Retweets
48) - Voter suppression laws
- Gerrymandering
- Russia election meddling
- Bribing Ukraine
The GOP can only win elections by cheating.
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment
80 Likes, 38 Retweets
48) The GOP's 4 facts:
1) "Trump/Zelensky said there was no pressure."
Of course not. Trump basically held a gun to Zelensky's head.
2) "There was no quid pro quo in the transcript."
"I'd like you to do us a favor, though," so yes, there was.
#ImpeachAndRemove #impeachment
90 Likes, 28 Retweets
50) I just heard a bunch of GOP House members grunt in unison. That means the vote is near...
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment
96 Likes, 16 Retweets
51) Zeldin: "Steele Dossier! Hunter Biden! Joe Biden! Ukraine! The moon landing was fake! JFK was assassinated by the Democrat donkey! Aliens from Jupiter have inhabited all Democratic House members! Where'd my National Enquirer go? Sh*t! I need more facts!"
#ImpeachmentDay #Snark
90 Likes, 21 Retweets
52) Steyer: "When they go low, we go high. Donald Trump has been kicking Americans in the face since day 1. Let's take the high road and kick him in the face."
#DemDebate #DemocraticDebate #Snark
95 Likes, 15 Retweets
53) House GOPers: "None of the fact witnesses which were called cited facts we liked, so they were not fact witnesses!"
#impeachment #Impeachmas #Snark
78 Likes, 31 Retweets
54) I really wish, every time a GOP House member lied today, their pants would literally catch on fire. Grab the popcorn, folks! It would be a hot one!
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment
92 Likes, 15 Retweets
54) GOPers do realize if Trump is impeached and removed from office, Mike Pence, whom we may like even less, would become president, right?
#ImpeachmentDay #Impeachment
94 Likes, 13 Retweets
56) House GOP: "This is the only and the most partisan impeachment in history!"
Clinton impeachment
House (perjury): 223-5 (R), 5-200 (D)
House (obstruction): 216-12 (R), 5-199 (D)
Senate (perjury): 45-10 (R), 0-45 (D)
Senate (obstruction): 50-5 (R), 0-45 (D)
#ImpeachmentDay
68 Likes, 38 Retweets
57) Trump: "I killed one of their guys. Iran's united like never before. They bombed a base. Iraqis died. Americans might not have. It's all good."
#alliswell #allisNOTwell #Snark
84 Likes, 18 Retweets
58) House GOP: "The only reason you're doing this is you hate Trump."
No, we're doing this because we love our country. If you love Trump, you can love Russia, but you don't love the United States of America.
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment
75 Likes, 25 Retweets
59) House GOPers: "People are watching and history will remember this day!"
Yeah, and the people will see, history will showcase that you betrayed your oaths to office, turned your backs on this country, all for personal power and wealth.
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment
77 Likes, 21 Retweets
60) Wenstrup: "No witness said Trump committed a crime or impeachable offense."
What hearings were you watching? Oh, you were watching them like this, weren't you?
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment
75 Likes, 22 Retweets
61) Hey Cheeto-In-Chief,
I know you're feeling down; that orange is running down your cheeks; & you want to eat 6 buckets of KFC while watching a "Last Man Standing" marathon, but look at it this way - no one ever received as many pro-impeachment votes as you!
#ImpeachmentDay
81 Likes, 13 Retweets
62) House GOP: "Even though Republicans had control of both chambers of Congress when Trump was inaugurated, Democrats have been trying to impeach him since his first day in office!"
#ImpeachmentDay #Impeachment #Snark
78 Likes, 15 Retweets
63) GOP: "If you follow through w/this, you'll pay on election day!"
Unlike you, we place principles over politics. We believe in country over party. If that hurts us politically, shame on you & shame on voters, but so be it. At least we'll be able to sleep at night.
#impeachment
72 Likes, 20 Retweets
63) Collins: "If a person is being held up at gunpoint; there's like this gun thing in their back; a cop walks by; asks if they're alright; and they say yes, that means nothing is wrong! Fact!"
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment #Snark
75 Likes, 17 Retweets
65) GOP:"If you don't believe Zelensky when he said there was no pressure, you're calling him a pathological liar!"
No. Considering Trump has lied over 15,000 times since entering office, it's safe to say he's a pathological liar. Zelensky just lied bc he was threatened.
#impeachment
67 Likes, 24 Retweets
65) #TRUMP2020Landside and #DemocraticNominee2020Landslide. Yes, the two can coexist. I'm not exactly sure how, but I digress. Thanks, typo-loving Russian bots!
83 Likes, 8 Retweets
67) Tonight is the night when the inevitable "so-a-garbage-bag-and-a-cheeto-walked-into-a-national-championship-game" jokes will start.
#NationalChampionship
77 Likes, 13 Retweets
68) Reps: "Like Trump, we only care about ourselves."
Dems: "Unlike Trump or his followers, we care about the country."
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment
76 Likes, 13 Retweets
68) I see #HoseRepublicans trending. Let me guess, it's from a Trump tweet? If so, someone get that man some hamberders and covfefe, stat!
78 Likes, 11 Retweets
70) Walberg: "To prove my side's point that Donald Trump is not guilty of anything, I'm now going to quote a man who has lied over 15,000 times over the past three years - President Donald J. Trump."
#Impeachment #ImpeachmentDay #Snark
67 Likes, 21 Retweets
70) Trump: "We killed Soleimani because he was an imminent threat."
Do you know what "imminent" means?
Trump: "That something might happen within 100 years or so."
So the 2120 election is imminent?
Trump: "Obviously."
#TrumpsWarOfMassDistraction #Snark
73 Likes, 15 Retweets
72) House GOPers: "You're only impeaching Trump because you don't like him!"
Yeah, that's why we impeached so many other Republican presidents because we didn't like them...
#ImpeachAndRemove #impeachment
67 Likes, 13 Retweets
72) House of Dotards
#WhiteHouseShows
71 Likes, 9 Retweets
74) Cole: "When we had control of the House, we were okay with how things were run. Now that we're not, though, instead of taking responsibility for losing elections which made it so, we're going to whine about an unfair process."
#ImpeachTrump #Snark
65 Likes, 14 Retweets
75) GOP: "Democrats can't deal with the 2016 election!"
You're the only ones talking about it, which seems fitting, for Republicans often live in the past, while Democrats look ahead to the future. This is about the 2020 election, not 2016. Period.
#impeachment #ImpeachTrump
61 Likes, 16 Retweets
76) No matter whether or not your preferred candidate is still in the race, compare this debate to the GOP debates from 2016. All 6 Dems have talked about improving healthcare for 20 minutes. Trump, meanwhile, talked about the size of his junk.
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho #DemocraticDebate
58 Likes, 18 Retweets
77) Two GOP constants throughout the impeachment:
1) Displayed the proceedings as a criminal trial.
2) Complained about an unfair process more than a newborn cries for boobs.
Yet here they are, essentially saying a jury isn't necessary for a person charged with a crime.
#Impeached
57 Likes, 18 Retweets
77) The GOP has now mentioned the "Clinton white-washer scandal." Oh, I'm being told we have a bingo! Congratulations to the winner!
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment
58 Likes, 17 Retweets
79) I know I've said this before, and even used this very GIF when making said statement, but this scene from "The Naked Gun" perfectly sums up what Donald Trump is currently trying to sell the public on the recent US-Iran situation.
#Trump #TrumpsWarOfMassDistraction
61 Likes, 11 Retweets
80) Slovenian Mail-Order Bride Swap
#WhiteHouseShows
61 Likes, 8 Retweets
81) I see the Syracuse mascot is attending the game. I had no idea they made a bowl game, let alone the playoffs. [Trump GIF]
#LSUvsCLEM
58 Likes, 10 Retweets
82) Another question for GOP House members: If you earned 3 million more votes than your opponent, yet he/she was crowned as the next Representative in your state, would you say they won fair and square?
#Impeachment #ImpeachmentDay
52 Likes, 15 Retweets
82) Nunes: "Abuse of power doesn't mean anything. It's really nothing when you think about it."
Mr. Kaepernick, do you care to respond?
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment
53 Likes, 14 Retweets
82) Collins: "Now that Adam Schiff is here, I'm just going to whine and pout that he didn't testify in front of the House Judiciary Committee, in an impeachment which is not about him! How dare he!"
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment #Snark
60 Likes, 7 Retweets
85) #HappyNewYear! Have fun, be safe, and be sure to vote the Cheeto-In-Chief out of office come November! Cheers!
54 Likes, 10 Retweets
86) Collins: "The majority isn't talking about the facts. We are. We got four of them: No pressure, no quid pro quo, no knowledge of withheld aid by Ukraine, and they got the aid without problem. Facts."
I already debunked all four of your "facts." Stop lying.
#impeachment
47 Likes, 16 Retweets
86) Dems: "We need to uphold and protect the Constitution!"
Reps: "Hey, you can't spell 'Constitution' without 'con.'"
#ImpeachTrump #impeachment #Snark
53 Likes, 10 Retweets
88) 3) "Ukraine wasn't aware of withheld aid."
False. "Ukraine Knew of Aid Freeze by Early August..." - https://nytimes.com/2019/10/23/us/politics/ukraine-aid-freeze-impeachment.html
4) "Ukraine received all military aid."
False. "Ukraine Is Still Waiting on Millions..." - https://vanityfair.com/news/2019/12/trump-ukraine-suspended-aid
#impeachment
44 Likes, 18 Retweets
89) Last night
Trump: "John Dingell is probably in hell."
Prediction for today
Trump: "I was obviously talking about Hell, Michigan. What's the matter with you people?"
#Impeached #Snark
45 Likes, 16 Retweets
90) If only Trump had said, "My impeachment is going to be so yuge, with numbers like you've never seen!," while on the campaign trail, he would actually have been right for once. Such a shame.
#ImpeachmentDay #Impeached
52 Likes, 8 Retweets
91) Dear GOPers:
No matter how many times you claim that a four-sided object being an octagon is a fact, that doesn't make it so.
#impeachment #ImpeachAndRemove
46 Likes, 11 Retweets
91) Dear House GOPers:
Just because you're typically in bed by 5 pm doesn't mean most of America is. Go ahead and delay the vote until the evening - you know, when most Americans have returned home from work and are watching television. Brilliant move!
#ImpeachTrump #Impeachmas
47 Likes, 10 Retweets
93) GOP House: "This whole process has been secretive, from the beginning through now, as you all watch this on your phones, computers, and televisions."
#impeachment #ImpeachTrump #Snark
42 Likes, 14 Retweets
94) GOP House: "Everything we accuse Democrats of today we are in fact guilty of!"
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment #Snark
42 Likes, 11 Retweets
94) Cole: "Pelosi said this has to be bipartisan. It's not. Also, Ukraine was given their military aid."
Only because you believe debunked conspiracies over facts.
Also, the aid was provided after Trump got caught. Getting caught in the middle of a crime is a crime.
#ImpeachTrump
46 Likes, 7 Retweets
96) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump releases proof of Iran's plans of an imminent attack on Americans." [Sharpie GIF]
#IranWar #TrumpsWar #Snark
37 Likes, 15 Retweets
97) I'm still waiting for everything to suddenly go dark as Cecily Strong's version of Tulsi Gabbard comes out onto the stage.
#DemDebate #DemocraticDebate
42 Likes, 6 Retweets
97) House GOP: "Democrats say the facts aren't debatable. They're wrong! That's the fun thing about facts - they're always debatable!"
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment #Snark
37 Likes, 11 Retweets
99) Wolf: "Why would you make the best Commander-in-Chief?"
Biden: "Obama"
Wolf: "What?"
Biden: "Obama"
Wolf: "I heard you the first time. What about him?"
Biden: "I know him."
Wolf: "So do I."
Biden: "Not like I do, Wolf. Just sayin'."
#DemDebate #DemocraticDebate #Snark
43 Likes, 4 Retweets
100) Cheney: "Think of our republic. Trump has basically already destroyed it. The only way to save it is by kissing the ass of the one who destroyed it - Donald J. Trump!"
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment #Snark
36 Likes, 6 Retweets
100) GOP House: "Double jeopardy says if you claim you aren't going to charge a person with jaywalking, this means you can never charge them with murder, even if they commit and admit to the act on video."
#ImpeachTrump #impeachment #Snark
32 Likes, 10 Retweets
102) Remember when Trump and these same GOP House members called liberals and Democrats snowflakes? Watching today's debate, that seems like ages ago...
#impeachment #ImpeachTrump #Projection
30 Likes, 10 Retweets
103) According to Dim
#WhiteHouseShows
36 Likes, 3 Retweets
104) Walorski: "Focus on what it takes to move our country forward, and that's worshiping at the feet of a man who puts himself first, Russia 2nd, and the United States of America 145th, on a good day!"
#ImpeachTrump #Impeachmas #Snark
29 Likes, 9 Retweets
105) ...and House GOPers are already 0 for 2 today. My guess is they want to enter the Guinness Book of World Records for most losses in a single day. At the clip they're going, it could happen...
#ImpeachTrump #Impeachmas
33 Likes, 4 Retweets
105) Collins just said "clocks and calendars" again. Time to do a shot.
#ImpeachAndRemove #impeachment
34 Likes, 3 Retweets
107) Wolf: "Senator Klobuchar. According to a guy by the name of PinocchiosNoseWasTinyComparedToMine on Reddit, you once said Mayor Pete had a big nose, needed a new haircut, and smelled funny. Do you care to respond?"
#DemDebate #DemocraticDebate #Snark
29 Likes, 4 Retweets
107) Headline: "CNN settles lawsuit with Nick Sandmann. Specifics unknown."
MAGAts: "Yeah! Victory! Being a racist snowflake makes you rich! Yee-haw!"
Me: I wonder if the settlement included a styrofoam tomahawk and a $3 happy meal...
#NickSandmann #CNN
32 Likes, 1 Retweet
109) In online dictionaries, starting tomorrow, next to the term "projection" will be a clip of Devin Nunes's most recent defense of Donald Trump.
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment #TheyWereLaughingAtYou
27 Likes, 3 Retweets
110) Biden just misquoted himself. He called Obamacare "a big deal." Naw, Joe, it's "a big f*ckin' deal!"
#DemDebate #DemocraticDebate
25 Likes, 4 Retweets
110) Stranger Tweets
#WhiteHouseShows
28 Likes, 1 Retweet
112) 12/18/19: The first day the modern-day GOP ever complained about minorities not possessing equal rights.
#impeachment #ImpeachTrump
20 Likes, 8 Retweets
113) Brady: "Democrats are commies! They're in with the red! Socialist commie Marxists, all of 'em! So yeah, they're just like Joe McCarthy! Oh, and Russia, if you're listening, meddle in our elections! Go democracy!"
#ImpeachmentDay #Impeachment #Snark
22 Likes, 4 Retweets
113) When Donny Met Vlady
#FilmsForRepublicans
22 Likes, 4 Retweets
113) Booger: "It's 3rd and 10, with 15 seconds left, and no timeouts. I say they run a draw here, pick up a few yards, spike it, and then kick a field goal on 5th down. That's what I would do."
#NFLPlayoffs #BoogerMcFarland #Snark
26 Likes, 0 Retweets
116) Report Minorities
#FilmsForRepublicans
20 Likes, 4 Retweets
116) Bowling With Concubines
#FilmsForRepublicans
20 Likes, 4 Retweets
116) A Nightmare On Pennsylvania Avenue
#FilmsForRepublicans
21 Likes, 3 Retweets
119) "Fox & Friends'" opening story tomorrow: "Over 200 Democrats enthusiastically tell Trump, 'yea!'"
#Impeached
17 Likes, 4 Retweets
119) GOP members of the House remind me of Brick from "Anchorman" in this scene.
#ImpeachmentDay #Impeachment
20 Likes, 1 Retweet
121) Fatal Distraction
#FilmsForRepublicans
16 Likes, 3 Retweets
121) Meet the F*ckers
#FilmsForRepublicans
17 Likes, 2 Retweets
123) Mad About Ukraine
#WhiteHouseShows
14 Likes, 4 Retweets
123) My Cousin-Husband Vinny
#FilmsForRepublicans
15 Likes, 3 Retweets
123) Delirious Basterds
#FilmsForRepublicans
15 Likes, 3 Retweets
123) Stewart: "Look, I get it that Trump offends snowflakes, but make no mistake about it, Trump and I are the biggest snowflakes, believe me."
#impeachment #Snark
17 Likes, 1 Retweet
127) CNN: "Who's better, men or women? Senators Warren and Sanders, have at it..."
#DemDebate #DemocraticDebate #Snark
14 Likes, 3 Retweets
128) Citizens KKK
#FilmsForRepublicans
14 Likes, 2 Retweets
128) Tessitore: "So who are you picking in tonight's game?"
Booger: "That's a tough one, Joe, but I have to go with the Tigers."
#LSUvsCLEM #Snark
15 Likes, 1 Retweet
130) Donnie Does Fallacies
#FilmsForRepublicans
13 Likes, 2 Retweets
130) The Sick Sense
#FilmsForRepublicans
14 Likes, 1 Retweet
130) Snakes On Planes, Trains, All Over the F*cking Place
#FilmsForRepublicans
14 Likes, 1 Retweet
133) Dial M for Misogynists
#FilmsForRepublicans
14 Likes, 0 Retweets
134) The Lyin' Kings
#FilmsForRepublicans
10 Likes, 3 Retweets
134) The Fat and the Spurious
#FilmsForRepublicans
13 Likes, 0 Retweets
136) White Sheep
#FilmsForRepublicans
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
136) Look Who's Tweeting
#FilmsForRepublicans
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
136) The Usual Dipsticks
#FilmsForRepublicans
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
136) Wolf: "This question goes to everyone. Why? Just why? Again, that's why? So, we'll start with Vice President Biden - why?"
#DemDebate #DemocraticDebate #Snark
12 Likes, 0 Retweets
140) Planet of the Dopes
#FilmsForRepublicans
9 Likes, 2 Retweets
141) As Crude As It Gets
#FilmsForRepublicans
7 Likes, 2 Retweets
141) The Passion of the Lies
#FilmsForRepublicans
9 Likes, 0 Retweets
143) Bernie: "My goal tonight is to be the charades champion of the world. Yes, I can talk while moving my hands. You play your way. I can play my way."
#DemDebate #DemocraticDebate #Snark
6 Likes, 2 Retweets
143) Truthbusters
#FilmsForRepublicans
7 Likes, 1 Retweet
143) That Thing You Blew!
#FilmsForRepublicans
8 Likes, 0 Retweets
146) Hot Air Up There
#FilmsForRepublicans
4 Likes, 0 Retweets
147) Giuli and Giulia
#FilmsForRepublicans
2 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 16,980 Likes, 3,864 Retweets (Averages of 115.5 Likes, 26.3 Retweets)
1) On the 12th day of #Impeachmas
my Congress gave to me:
12 Criers Crying
11 Whiners Whining
10 Liars a Lying
9 Louie's Ramblings
8 Gaetz a Drinking
7 Freaks a Freaking
6 Wimps a Trembling
5 Donald Tweets
4 Shouting Dougs
3 Dense Men
2 Crazy Bluffs
and a dotard being impeached
1.4K Likes, 482 Retweets
2) Dear GOP:
Even if Dems wanted Trump impeached since his inauguration, that's irrelevant, for no matter how hard one prays another gets convicted of a crime, that person won't get convicted until he commits a crime. Trump committed impeachable offenses. Period.
#HappyImpeachmas
1.2K Likes, 232 Retweets
3) ...and there it is. A Republican Representative just compared Trump to Jesus. The only thing Trump nails are adult film stars while his wife is taking care of their newborn. Just sayin'.
#impeachment #ImpeachTrump
715 Likes, 204 Retweets
4) Did Doug Collins just say "irregardless?"
#impeachment #ImpeachmentDay
661 Likes, 99 Retweets
5) Well, due to his impeachment, Donald Trump was right about one thing - he did bring "Merry Christmas" back!
#Impeached
512 Likes, 92 Retweets
6) Cole: "We should have let all key witnesses testify before rushing through this impeachment vote."
Oh, you mean like: Pompeo, Giuliani, Bolton, Mulvaney, Pence, and Trump, just to name a few?
#ImpeachTrump #Impeachmas
455 Likes, 148 Retweets
7) Lesko: "I'm an abuse survivor. Trump is a victim!"
Really?
Trump: "Grab 'em by the pus*y."
#ImpeachTrump #Impeachmas
410 Likes, 114 Retweets
8) Mr. Trump Goes to Leavenworth
#FilmsForRepublicans
390 Likes, 67 Retweets
9) Fifty Shades of Cray
#FilmsForRepublicans
384 Likes, 53 Retweets
10) Stewart: "You've been wanting to impeach this president for 3 years!"
Well, with all due respect, he's been committing impeachable offenses for 73 years.
#impeachment
366 Likes, 60 Retweets
11) Eddie Murphy: "We can still win this sh*t!"
You already won. Can you make this hosting "SNL" gig a weekly thing? Please?
#SaturdayNightLive #SNL
369 Likes, 42 Retweets
12) Gohmert: "I'm now going to read a article from Russia's main propaganda site, but make no mistake about it, what I'm about to tell you isn't Russian propaganda."
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment #Snark
312 Likes, 95 Retweets
13) BREAKING NEWS: "House GOPers attempt to delay impeachment vote until night, for they believe all voters turn their televisions off as soon as the street lights come on"
#ImpeachmentDay #Impeachmas #Snark
286 Likes, 86 Retweets
14) Chris Matthews (and others) really shouldn't compare this to the O.J. Simpson murder trial. That was a criminal trial, where the prosecution needs to prove guilt beyond a reasonable doubt. Here a crime doesn't need to be committed for it to be an impeachable offense.
#impeachment
284 Likes, 65 Retweets
15) Dear Cult 45:
Donald Trump has been impeached. In the words of Mick Mulvaney, "Get over it."
#Impeached
236 Likes, 55 Retweets
15) Weber: "Democrats are delusional, delirious, a 'd' word, another 'd' word, and full of yogurt!"
Oh? We can play that game too. Republicans are, I'll start: ridiculous...
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment #Snark
262 Likes, 39 Retweets
17) Even newborn babies are telling Doug Collins to stop crying and whining.
#ImpeachingHearings #DougCollins
216 Likes, 45 Retweets
18) GOP House: "Democrats are trying to strip votes from 63 million Americans!"
66 million Americans voted for Hillary Clinton. 7 million more votes for third-party candidates. That's 73 million people who voted against Donald Trump.
#impeachment
187 Likes, 60 Retweets
19) Male GOP House members: "Trump has done nothing wrong!"
Really? Do you tell your daughters that? What, do you tell them all 40+ women lied about Trump's sexual improprieties or do you excuse his behavior as a guy being a guy? Shameful!
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment
195 Likes, 50 Retweets
20) Lesko: "Democrats supported Impeachment even before the phone call! That undermines their own argument!"
Really? Let me list the offenses:
- Obstruction of justice
- Fraud
- Money laundering
- Perjury
- Sexual assault
- Rape
- Tax evasion
- Emoluments
#ImpeachTrump
170 Likes, 61 Retweets
21) Buttigieg: "Am I ready to take on Donald Trump? You know how I know I'm ready? I didn't fake bone spurs to get out of serving in the military. Boom."
#DemDebate #DemocraticDebate #Snark
185 Likes, 43 Retweets
22) Iran targets Trump buildings.
Reaction around the world: "We lost a lot of good bedbugs that day."
#IranAttack #DonaldTrump
179 Likes, 31 Retweets
23) #MarkMeadows, good call on that whole retirement thang. Don't let the rubles hit you on the way out.
176 Likes, 33 Retweets
24) Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Russia - Devin Nunes - now has the floor to translate Vladimir Putin's most recent love letter to Donald Trump and the rest of the Republican Party.
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment
152 Likes, 53 Retweets
24) For those defending Doug Collins on his use of the term "irregardless," here are the definitions of it and "regardless" when including the meanings of their prefixes and/or suffixes:
Regardless: Without regard
Irregardless: Not without regard
#ImpeachmentDay
156 Likes, 49 Retweets
26) Whoa! Steve Scalise just tore some paper! Sh*t just got real!
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment
189 Likes, 15 Retweets
27) I find it funny GOP members of the House are criticizing the proceedings due to their divisive nature, all while defending a man who said:
- "Mexicans are rapists."
- "Knock the crap out of 'em."
- "Grab 'em by the pus*y."
- "The media is the enemy of the people."
#impeachment
137 Likes, 53 Retweets
28) Dear GOP:
You seem to be obsessively trying to make this a criminal trial. For the record, if it were, defendant Trump would not be able to prohibit particular witnesses from testifying under oath like he has been. If you're going to go this route, be consistent.
#impeachment
147 Likes, 39 Retweets
29) GOP: "Democrats are trying to strip away the votes of 63 million people!"
No, as sad as it is to say, the 2016 election is over and there's nothing we can do about it. Trump is actively trying to rig the 2020 election and we're trying to put a stop to it.
#impeachment
138 Likes, 42 Retweets
30) A few minutes ago
Cole: "Military aid was only withheld from Ukraine for 55 days."
Just now
Cole: "Military aid was never withheld from Ukraine."
A few minutes from now
Cole: "Ukraine withheld military aid from the US for 55 days."
#impeachment #ImpeachTrump
131 Likes, 46 Retweets
31) "Should Donald Trump be impeached?"
Dems: "YEAH!!!"
Reps: "NO!!!"
Tulsi: "So like, yeah, I'm here."
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment #Snark
142 Likes, 27 Retweets
32) Chabot: "This is a single-party vote!"
True, but keep in mind there's only one sane major party in this country and you're not a part of it.
#impeachment
145 Likes, 17 Retweets
33) I think it's all but certain that Doug Collins was a parrot with a speed addiction in a past life.
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment
140 Likes, 21 Retweets
34) Higgins: "Look at this map. Look at all that red. Democrats fear that! I rest my case!"
Land doesn't vote; people do, so no, you didn't win your case. You've just lost your case.
#impeachment
131 Likes, 26 Retweets
35) Tonight, for the first time in his 73+ years, Donald Trump was held accountable.
#ImpeachmentDay #Impeached
129 Likes, 27 Retweets
36) Stewart: "If you impeach this president on the weak case of destroying our democracy, I guarantee you we'll impeach the next one, even if he simply tweets a typo. Typo? Destroying democracy? It's the same thing!"
#impeachment #Snark
119 Likes, 34 Retweets
37) Oh, Jim Jordan's speaking. I suggest we all emulate him, look away, and pretend he isn't saying anything.
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment #EnablingAbuse
128 Likes, 19 Retweets
38) House GOP: "We're wasting our time here when we have so many things we need to work on!"
Oh? I thought your hero was the greatest president ever and had already fixed everything. Good to know...
#ImpeachmentDay #Impeachment
124 Likes, 22 Retweets
39) Colbert: "Senate Majority Leader and clinically-depressed scrotum, Mitch McConnell..."
#TheLateShow
117 Likes, 23 Retweets
40) One question for all of these GOP House members: If a Democratic opponent ever threatened to withhold funds unless they received dirt on you, how would you react?
#Impeachment #ImpeachmentDay
102 Likes, 29 Retweets
40) Collins: "I'M YELLING! I'M YELLING NOW! LOTS OF NOTHING-BURGERS! MALARKEY, HOGWASH, ALL OF IT! AHHHHH!"
#impeachment #Snark
110 Likes, 21 Retweets
40) Arrests In Development
#WhiteHouseShows
113 Likes, 18 Retweets
43) Little Women (Have Larger Hands Than Donald Trump)
#FilmsForRepublicans
116 Likes, 12 Retweets
44) [In response to Trump] So you claim the Democrats do nothing, yet complain that they're about to do something? Interesting... Also, you can remove the words "nothing wrong," so it reads, "I DID A TERRIBLE THING!" Yes, yes you did.
#HappyImpeachmas
104 Likes, 21 Retweets
45) In 6 hours of debate, there has not been one strong defense uttered by a GOP House member. As The Donald would tweet, "SAD!"
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment
100 Likes, 23 Retweets
46) Reschenthaler: "You know who should be impeached? Adam Schiff. He abused his power. He obstructed justice. He called for Russia to get Hillary's emails. He uses special makeup to look like a real life Cheeto. Let's see, what other projections do I got here?"
#impeachment #Snark
112 Likes, 10 Retweets
47) McCarthy: "We get to choose what nation we want to be. Do you want to be the United States? Vote for impeachment. But if you want to be on the right side of history; if you want to be with us; vote against impeachment and support us becoming North Korea."
#impeachment #Snark
98 Likes, 22 Retweets
48) - Voter suppression laws
- Gerrymandering
- Russia election meddling
- Bribing Ukraine
The GOP can only win elections by cheating.
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment
80 Likes, 38 Retweets
48) The GOP's 4 facts:
1) "Trump/Zelensky said there was no pressure."
Of course not. Trump basically held a gun to Zelensky's head.
2) "There was no quid pro quo in the transcript."
"I'd like you to do us a favor, though," so yes, there was.
#ImpeachAndRemove #impeachment
90 Likes, 28 Retweets
50) I just heard a bunch of GOP House members grunt in unison. That means the vote is near...
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment
96 Likes, 16 Retweets
51) Zeldin: "Steele Dossier! Hunter Biden! Joe Biden! Ukraine! The moon landing was fake! JFK was assassinated by the Democrat donkey! Aliens from Jupiter have inhabited all Democratic House members! Where'd my National Enquirer go? Sh*t! I need more facts!"
#ImpeachmentDay #Snark
90 Likes, 21 Retweets
52) Steyer: "When they go low, we go high. Donald Trump has been kicking Americans in the face since day 1. Let's take the high road and kick him in the face."
#DemDebate #DemocraticDebate #Snark
95 Likes, 15 Retweets
53) House GOPers: "None of the fact witnesses which were called cited facts we liked, so they were not fact witnesses!"
#impeachment #Impeachmas #Snark
78 Likes, 31 Retweets
54) I really wish, every time a GOP House member lied today, their pants would literally catch on fire. Grab the popcorn, folks! It would be a hot one!
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment
92 Likes, 15 Retweets
54) GOPers do realize if Trump is impeached and removed from office, Mike Pence, whom we may like even less, would become president, right?
#ImpeachmentDay #Impeachment
94 Likes, 13 Retweets
56) House GOP: "This is the only and the most partisan impeachment in history!"
Clinton impeachment
House (perjury): 223-5 (R), 5-200 (D)
House (obstruction): 216-12 (R), 5-199 (D)
Senate (perjury): 45-10 (R), 0-45 (D)
Senate (obstruction): 50-5 (R), 0-45 (D)
#ImpeachmentDay
68 Likes, 38 Retweets
57) Trump: "I killed one of their guys. Iran's united like never before. They bombed a base. Iraqis died. Americans might not have. It's all good."
#alliswell #allisNOTwell #Snark
84 Likes, 18 Retweets
58) House GOP: "The only reason you're doing this is you hate Trump."
No, we're doing this because we love our country. If you love Trump, you can love Russia, but you don't love the United States of America.
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment
75 Likes, 25 Retweets
59) House GOPers: "People are watching and history will remember this day!"
Yeah, and the people will see, history will showcase that you betrayed your oaths to office, turned your backs on this country, all for personal power and wealth.
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment
77 Likes, 21 Retweets
60) Wenstrup: "No witness said Trump committed a crime or impeachable offense."
What hearings were you watching? Oh, you were watching them like this, weren't you?
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment
75 Likes, 22 Retweets
61) Hey Cheeto-In-Chief,
I know you're feeling down; that orange is running down your cheeks; & you want to eat 6 buckets of KFC while watching a "Last Man Standing" marathon, but look at it this way - no one ever received as many pro-impeachment votes as you!
#ImpeachmentDay
81 Likes, 13 Retweets
62) House GOP: "Even though Republicans had control of both chambers of Congress when Trump was inaugurated, Democrats have been trying to impeach him since his first day in office!"
#ImpeachmentDay #Impeachment #Snark
78 Likes, 15 Retweets
63) GOP: "If you follow through w/this, you'll pay on election day!"
Unlike you, we place principles over politics. We believe in country over party. If that hurts us politically, shame on you & shame on voters, but so be it. At least we'll be able to sleep at night.
#impeachment
72 Likes, 20 Retweets
63) Collins: "If a person is being held up at gunpoint; there's like this gun thing in their back; a cop walks by; asks if they're alright; and they say yes, that means nothing is wrong! Fact!"
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment #Snark
75 Likes, 17 Retweets
65) GOP:"If you don't believe Zelensky when he said there was no pressure, you're calling him a pathological liar!"
No. Considering Trump has lied over 15,000 times since entering office, it's safe to say he's a pathological liar. Zelensky just lied bc he was threatened.
#impeachment
67 Likes, 24 Retweets
65) #TRUMP2020Landside and #DemocraticNominee2020Landslide. Yes, the two can coexist. I'm not exactly sure how, but I digress. Thanks, typo-loving Russian bots!
83 Likes, 8 Retweets
67) Tonight is the night when the inevitable "so-a-garbage-bag-and-a-cheeto-walked-into-a-national-championship-game" jokes will start.
#NationalChampionship
77 Likes, 13 Retweets
68) Reps: "Like Trump, we only care about ourselves."
Dems: "Unlike Trump or his followers, we care about the country."
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment
76 Likes, 13 Retweets
68) I see #HoseRepublicans trending. Let me guess, it's from a Trump tweet? If so, someone get that man some hamberders and covfefe, stat!
78 Likes, 11 Retweets
70) Walberg: "To prove my side's point that Donald Trump is not guilty of anything, I'm now going to quote a man who has lied over 15,000 times over the past three years - President Donald J. Trump."
#Impeachment #ImpeachmentDay #Snark
67 Likes, 21 Retweets
70) Trump: "We killed Soleimani because he was an imminent threat."
Do you know what "imminent" means?
Trump: "That something might happen within 100 years or so."
So the 2120 election is imminent?
Trump: "Obviously."
#TrumpsWarOfMassDistraction #Snark
73 Likes, 15 Retweets
72) House GOPers: "You're only impeaching Trump because you don't like him!"
Yeah, that's why we impeached so many other Republican presidents because we didn't like them...
#ImpeachAndRemove #impeachment
67 Likes, 13 Retweets
72) House of Dotards
#WhiteHouseShows
71 Likes, 9 Retweets
74) Cole: "When we had control of the House, we were okay with how things were run. Now that we're not, though, instead of taking responsibility for losing elections which made it so, we're going to whine about an unfair process."
#ImpeachTrump #Snark
65 Likes, 14 Retweets
75) GOP: "Democrats can't deal with the 2016 election!"
You're the only ones talking about it, which seems fitting, for Republicans often live in the past, while Democrats look ahead to the future. This is about the 2020 election, not 2016. Period.
#impeachment #ImpeachTrump
61 Likes, 16 Retweets
76) No matter whether or not your preferred candidate is still in the race, compare this debate to the GOP debates from 2016. All 6 Dems have talked about improving healthcare for 20 minutes. Trump, meanwhile, talked about the size of his junk.
#VoteBlueNoMatterWho #DemocraticDebate
58 Likes, 18 Retweets
77) Two GOP constants throughout the impeachment:
1) Displayed the proceedings as a criminal trial.
2) Complained about an unfair process more than a newborn cries for boobs.
Yet here they are, essentially saying a jury isn't necessary for a person charged with a crime.
#Impeached
57 Likes, 18 Retweets
77) The GOP has now mentioned the "Clinton white-washer scandal." Oh, I'm being told we have a bingo! Congratulations to the winner!
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment
58 Likes, 17 Retweets
79) I know I've said this before, and even used this very GIF when making said statement, but this scene from "The Naked Gun" perfectly sums up what Donald Trump is currently trying to sell the public on the recent US-Iran situation.
#Trump #TrumpsWarOfMassDistraction
61 Likes, 11 Retweets
80) Slovenian Mail-Order Bride Swap
#WhiteHouseShows
61 Likes, 8 Retweets
81) I see the Syracuse mascot is attending the game. I had no idea they made a bowl game, let alone the playoffs. [Trump GIF]
#LSUvsCLEM
58 Likes, 10 Retweets
82) Another question for GOP House members: If you earned 3 million more votes than your opponent, yet he/she was crowned as the next Representative in your state, would you say they won fair and square?
#Impeachment #ImpeachmentDay
52 Likes, 15 Retweets
82) Nunes: "Abuse of power doesn't mean anything. It's really nothing when you think about it."
Mr. Kaepernick, do you care to respond?
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment
53 Likes, 14 Retweets
82) Collins: "Now that Adam Schiff is here, I'm just going to whine and pout that he didn't testify in front of the House Judiciary Committee, in an impeachment which is not about him! How dare he!"
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment #Snark
60 Likes, 7 Retweets
85) #HappyNewYear! Have fun, be safe, and be sure to vote the Cheeto-In-Chief out of office come November! Cheers!
54 Likes, 10 Retweets
86) Collins: "The majority isn't talking about the facts. We are. We got four of them: No pressure, no quid pro quo, no knowledge of withheld aid by Ukraine, and they got the aid without problem. Facts."
I already debunked all four of your "facts." Stop lying.
#impeachment
47 Likes, 16 Retweets
86) Dems: "We need to uphold and protect the Constitution!"
Reps: "Hey, you can't spell 'Constitution' without 'con.'"
#ImpeachTrump #impeachment #Snark
53 Likes, 10 Retweets
88) 3) "Ukraine wasn't aware of withheld aid."
False. "Ukraine Knew of Aid Freeze by Early August..." - https://nytimes.com/2019/10/23/us/politics/ukraine-aid-freeze-impeachment.html
4) "Ukraine received all military aid."
False. "Ukraine Is Still Waiting on Millions..." - https://vanityfair.com/news/2019/12/trump-ukraine-suspended-aid
#impeachment
44 Likes, 18 Retweets
89) Last night
Trump: "John Dingell is probably in hell."
Prediction for today
Trump: "I was obviously talking about Hell, Michigan. What's the matter with you people?"
#Impeached #Snark
45 Likes, 16 Retweets
90) If only Trump had said, "My impeachment is going to be so yuge, with numbers like you've never seen!," while on the campaign trail, he would actually have been right for once. Such a shame.
#ImpeachmentDay #Impeached
52 Likes, 8 Retweets
91) Dear GOPers:
No matter how many times you claim that a four-sided object being an octagon is a fact, that doesn't make it so.
#impeachment #ImpeachAndRemove
46 Likes, 11 Retweets
91) Dear House GOPers:
Just because you're typically in bed by 5 pm doesn't mean most of America is. Go ahead and delay the vote until the evening - you know, when most Americans have returned home from work and are watching television. Brilliant move!
#ImpeachTrump #Impeachmas
47 Likes, 10 Retweets
93) GOP House: "This whole process has been secretive, from the beginning through now, as you all watch this on your phones, computers, and televisions."
#impeachment #ImpeachTrump #Snark
42 Likes, 14 Retweets
94) GOP House: "Everything we accuse Democrats of today we are in fact guilty of!"
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment #Snark
42 Likes, 11 Retweets
94) Cole: "Pelosi said this has to be bipartisan. It's not. Also, Ukraine was given their military aid."
Only because you believe debunked conspiracies over facts.
Also, the aid was provided after Trump got caught. Getting caught in the middle of a crime is a crime.
#ImpeachTrump
46 Likes, 7 Retweets
96) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump releases proof of Iran's plans of an imminent attack on Americans." [Sharpie GIF]
#IranWar #TrumpsWar #Snark
37 Likes, 15 Retweets
97) I'm still waiting for everything to suddenly go dark as Cecily Strong's version of Tulsi Gabbard comes out onto the stage.
#DemDebate #DemocraticDebate
42 Likes, 6 Retweets
97) House GOP: "Democrats say the facts aren't debatable. They're wrong! That's the fun thing about facts - they're always debatable!"
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment #Snark
37 Likes, 11 Retweets
99) Wolf: "Why would you make the best Commander-in-Chief?"
Biden: "Obama"
Wolf: "What?"
Biden: "Obama"
Wolf: "I heard you the first time. What about him?"
Biden: "I know him."
Wolf: "So do I."
Biden: "Not like I do, Wolf. Just sayin'."
#DemDebate #DemocraticDebate #Snark
43 Likes, 4 Retweets
100) Cheney: "Think of our republic. Trump has basically already destroyed it. The only way to save it is by kissing the ass of the one who destroyed it - Donald J. Trump!"
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment #Snark
36 Likes, 6 Retweets
100) GOP House: "Double jeopardy says if you claim you aren't going to charge a person with jaywalking, this means you can never charge them with murder, even if they commit and admit to the act on video."
#ImpeachTrump #impeachment #Snark
32 Likes, 10 Retweets
102) Remember when Trump and these same GOP House members called liberals and Democrats snowflakes? Watching today's debate, that seems like ages ago...
#impeachment #ImpeachTrump #Projection
30 Likes, 10 Retweets
103) According to Dim
#WhiteHouseShows
36 Likes, 3 Retweets
104) Walorski: "Focus on what it takes to move our country forward, and that's worshiping at the feet of a man who puts himself first, Russia 2nd, and the United States of America 145th, on a good day!"
#ImpeachTrump #Impeachmas #Snark
29 Likes, 9 Retweets
105) ...and House GOPers are already 0 for 2 today. My guess is they want to enter the Guinness Book of World Records for most losses in a single day. At the clip they're going, it could happen...
#ImpeachTrump #Impeachmas
33 Likes, 4 Retweets
105) Collins just said "clocks and calendars" again. Time to do a shot.
#ImpeachAndRemove #impeachment
34 Likes, 3 Retweets
107) Wolf: "Senator Klobuchar. According to a guy by the name of PinocchiosNoseWasTinyComparedToMine on Reddit, you once said Mayor Pete had a big nose, needed a new haircut, and smelled funny. Do you care to respond?"
#DemDebate #DemocraticDebate #Snark
29 Likes, 4 Retweets
107) Headline: "CNN settles lawsuit with Nick Sandmann. Specifics unknown."
MAGAts: "Yeah! Victory! Being a racist snowflake makes you rich! Yee-haw!"
Me: I wonder if the settlement included a styrofoam tomahawk and a $3 happy meal...
#NickSandmann #CNN
32 Likes, 1 Retweet
109) In online dictionaries, starting tomorrow, next to the term "projection" will be a clip of Devin Nunes's most recent defense of Donald Trump.
#ImpeachmentDay #impeachment #TheyWereLaughingAtYou
27 Likes, 3 Retweets
110) Biden just misquoted himself. He called Obamacare "a big deal." Naw, Joe, it's "a big f*ckin' deal!"
#DemDebate #DemocraticDebate
25 Likes, 4 Retweets
110) Stranger Tweets
#WhiteHouseShows
28 Likes, 1 Retweet
112) 12/18/19: The first day the modern-day GOP ever complained about minorities not possessing equal rights.
#impeachment #ImpeachTrump
20 Likes, 8 Retweets
113) Brady: "Democrats are commies! They're in with the red! Socialist commie Marxists, all of 'em! So yeah, they're just like Joe McCarthy! Oh, and Russia, if you're listening, meddle in our elections! Go democracy!"
#ImpeachmentDay #Impeachment #Snark
22 Likes, 4 Retweets
113) When Donny Met Vlady
#FilmsForRepublicans
22 Likes, 4 Retweets
113) Booger: "It's 3rd and 10, with 15 seconds left, and no timeouts. I say they run a draw here, pick up a few yards, spike it, and then kick a field goal on 5th down. That's what I would do."
#NFLPlayoffs #BoogerMcFarland #Snark
26 Likes, 0 Retweets
116) Report Minorities
#FilmsForRepublicans
20 Likes, 4 Retweets
116) Bowling With Concubines
#FilmsForRepublicans
20 Likes, 4 Retweets
116) A Nightmare On Pennsylvania Avenue
#FilmsForRepublicans
21 Likes, 3 Retweets
119) "Fox & Friends'" opening story tomorrow: "Over 200 Democrats enthusiastically tell Trump, 'yea!'"
#Impeached
17 Likes, 4 Retweets
119) GOP members of the House remind me of Brick from "Anchorman" in this scene.
#ImpeachmentDay #Impeachment
20 Likes, 1 Retweet
121) Fatal Distraction
#FilmsForRepublicans
16 Likes, 3 Retweets
121) Meet the F*ckers
#FilmsForRepublicans
17 Likes, 2 Retweets
123) Mad About Ukraine
#WhiteHouseShows
14 Likes, 4 Retweets
123) My Cousin-Husband Vinny
#FilmsForRepublicans
15 Likes, 3 Retweets
123) Delirious Basterds
#FilmsForRepublicans
15 Likes, 3 Retweets
123) Stewart: "Look, I get it that Trump offends snowflakes, but make no mistake about it, Trump and I are the biggest snowflakes, believe me."
#impeachment #Snark
17 Likes, 1 Retweet
127) CNN: "Who's better, men or women? Senators Warren and Sanders, have at it..."
#DemDebate #DemocraticDebate #Snark
14 Likes, 3 Retweets
128) Citizens KKK
#FilmsForRepublicans
14 Likes, 2 Retweets
128) Tessitore: "So who are you picking in tonight's game?"
Booger: "That's a tough one, Joe, but I have to go with the Tigers."
#LSUvsCLEM #Snark
15 Likes, 1 Retweet
130) Donnie Does Fallacies
#FilmsForRepublicans
13 Likes, 2 Retweets
130) The Sick Sense
#FilmsForRepublicans
14 Likes, 1 Retweet
130) Snakes On Planes, Trains, All Over the F*cking Place
#FilmsForRepublicans
14 Likes, 1 Retweet
133) Dial M for Misogynists
#FilmsForRepublicans
14 Likes, 0 Retweets
134) The Lyin' Kings
#FilmsForRepublicans
10 Likes, 3 Retweets
134) The Fat and the Spurious
#FilmsForRepublicans
13 Likes, 0 Retweets
136) White Sheep
#FilmsForRepublicans
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
136) Look Who's Tweeting
#FilmsForRepublicans
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
136) The Usual Dipsticks
#FilmsForRepublicans
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
136) Wolf: "This question goes to everyone. Why? Just why? Again, that's why? So, we'll start with Vice President Biden - why?"
#DemDebate #DemocraticDebate #Snark
12 Likes, 0 Retweets
140) Planet of the Dopes
#FilmsForRepublicans
9 Likes, 2 Retweets
141) As Crude As It Gets
#FilmsForRepublicans
7 Likes, 2 Retweets
141) The Passion of the Lies
#FilmsForRepublicans
9 Likes, 0 Retweets
143) Bernie: "My goal tonight is to be the charades champion of the world. Yes, I can talk while moving my hands. You play your way. I can play my way."
#DemDebate #DemocraticDebate #Snark
6 Likes, 2 Retweets
143) Truthbusters
#FilmsForRepublicans
7 Likes, 1 Retweet
143) That Thing You Blew!
#FilmsForRepublicans
8 Likes, 0 Retweets
146) Hot Air Up There
#FilmsForRepublicans
4 Likes, 0 Retweets
147) Giuli and Giulia
#FilmsForRepublicans
2 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 16,980 Likes, 3,864 Retweets (Averages of 115.5 Likes, 26.3 Retweets)
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