The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, β'Turtleβs Spell'β (parody based on the Billy Idol song, 'Rebel Yell')" is now available! Here are the lyrics: This morn, an ancient turtle peeked out from his shell Edging toward his sh*t, as he likes the nasty smell Quite proudly he tells all the others to smell it too Then yells, βYouβre screwed if you donβt smell my poo!β Because Corrupt with power, they all went, βBlah, blah, blahβ Put under the turtleβs spell: βBlah, blah, blahβ Corrupt with power, they went, βBlah, blah, blahβ Under turtleβs spell: βBlah, blah, blahβ Blah, blah, blah On the road, he sees his sister cluck for help Chirping that she needs a new home for her and the kids βI canβt hear what youβre saying,β he responds Before he tucks his head back in his shell Because Corrupt with power, they all went, βBlah, blah, blahβ Put under the turtleβs spell: βBlah, blah, blahβ Corrupt...