The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, “'Turtle’s Spell'” (parody based on the Billy Idol song, 'Rebel Yell')" is now available! Here are the lyrics: This morn, an ancient turtle peeked out from his shell Edging toward his sh*t, as he likes the nasty smell Quite proudly he tells all the others to smell it too Then yells, “You’re screwed if you don’t smell my poo!” Because Corrupt with power, they all went, “Blah, blah, blah” Put under the turtle’s spell: “Blah, blah, blah” Corrupt with power, they went, “Blah, blah, blah” Under turtle’s spell: “Blah, blah, blah” Blah, blah, blah On the road, he sees his sister cluck for help Chirping that she needs a new home for her and the kids “I can’t hear what you’re saying,” he responds Before he tucks his head back in his shell Because Corrupt with power, they all went, “Blah, blah, blah” Put under the turtle’s spell: “Blah, blah, blah” Corrupt...