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Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 113: "'GQP' (parody based on the Naughty By Nature song, 'O.P.P.')" is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 113: "GQP" (parody based on the Naughty By Nature song, "O.P.P.")

Premiere Date: 2/12/21

Length: 4:23 (780 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/gqp-parody-based-on-the-naughty-by-nature-song-opp/

Transcript: 

“GQP” (parody based on the Naughty By Nature song, “O.P.P.”)

QAnon – tinfoil on

Alternative facts, y’all

 

GQP, well, let me explain it

Then try splainin’ it to me

Because I don’t even understand it

Been hearin’ ‘bout some Democrats worshipping the devil

Put him number one on speed dial

Was in the room when they was talkin’ to him on speaker phone

He said it was Dan, but that shit is a hoax

Ain’t no Dan ever said black lives matter, check it

Don’t even think about pullin’ that Danny Glover sh*t

Hell no

I once saw Glover eatin’ hot dogs at a rodeo

Yeah, I called security on that suspicious mofo

When confronted, he yelled, “I’m Danny f*ckin’ Glover!”

Whatever, I still think it’s a code for Blacky Blacker

No, that name ain’t got nothin’ to do with the color of the freak’s skin

I’m just like a genius at obvious observations

So, speaking of obvious, Dan had to be Satan

I mean, I think I read it somewhere in Revelation

It was in that one verse of that other chapter thing

There were letters forming words – was like hearing God sing

He sounded like Celine Dion – only much manlier

Yeah, GQP – all the facts are here

 

You down with GQP? (Yeah, we dummies)

You down with GQP? (Yeah, we dummies)

You down with GQP? (Yeah, we dummies)

Who’s down with GQP? (Ev’ry hillbilly)

You down with GQP? (Yeah, we dummies)

You down with GQP? (Yeah, we dummies)

You down with GQP? (Yeah, we dummies)

Who’s down with GQP? (All hillbillies)

 

Not only are Democrats about devil worship

They spend all twenty-seven hours a day running the sex traffic

It doesn’t matter what time it is – they’ll be in their car

Humping their steering wheels with their sticks – even during rush hour

Blasting the Al Green, Marvin Gaye, and Barry White to the max

With chaos all around them, they just relax

Construction workers will give them all of these funny looks

They’ll point toward the drivers; grab a cone; and do some bigly pelvic thrusts

Laughing; shouting, “As Yoda would say, ‘See doctor, he must’”

On Fridays, they put a mannequin in the seat with them

They have lots of packs of smokes by their sides for when they’re all done

People pass by; glance back; with a WTF look on their face

Kids cry; parents cover eyes; say, “Go to your happy place”

This causes tons of accidents ev’ry single day

They say, “Don’t drink and drive,” but how about don’t f*ck your car today?

You see, that’s what sex trafficking is, people – that’s the full truth

Confused? Yeah, the lib’ral media sure fooled you

Don’t be like Democrats – f*ck cars during devil worship

Come on, that’s some sick ass sh*t

 

You down with GQP? (Yeah, we dummies)

You down with GQP? (Yeah, we dummies)

You down with GQP? (Yeah, we dummies)

Who’s down with GQP? (Every loony)

You down with GQP? (Yeah, we dummies)

You down with GQP? (Yeah, we dummies)

You down with GQP? (Yeah, we dummies)

Who’s down with GQP? (All the loonies)

 

That brings us to my man, Donald Trump

All this devil worshipping and sex trafficking – only he can end it

The chosen one, even though he may not be perfect

Like the second coming of Jesus, just the polar opposite

Trump will have no problem bringing down the Hollywood corruption

All those elitists, making donations, jumping on couches

He will expose the lamestream media for what they are

A bunch of educated people with fancy words

Trump may not look like a savior, but believe me, he is

From clip-on ties to his orange tone – even his hair is real

Now some of yous will probably say, “Hey, he’s a criminal”

“Lies, adultery, he has probably even killed”

Well, to that I say, “Whoa, hold up there, Dan-so-not-the-man”

“So what if ev’ry day he breaks all of the Commandments?”

“Rules are to be broken” – that’s in the Bible, now check it

So, why would God write all that if he didn’t want this sh*t?

Look, Jesus was a rebel, so is Trump – times seven

JC had his twelve disciples; Trump has seventy-four million

Both have worn a robe, but Trump has added a hood

He turns everything to sh*t that was once good

 

You down with GQP? (Yeah, we dummies)

You down with GQP? (Yeah, we dummies)

You down with GQP? (Yeah, we dummies)

Who’s down with GQP? (Every Hawley)

You down with GQP? (Yeah, we dummies)

You down with GQP? (Yeah, we dummies)

You down with GQP? (Yeah, we dummies)

Who’s down with GQP? (All the Hawleys)

 

Off to jail!

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