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Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 117: "'The Two Ron Rons' (parody based on the Crystals’ song, 'Da Doo Ron Ron')," is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 117: "The Two Ron Rons" (parody based on the Crystals' song, "Da Doo Ron Ron")

Premiere Date: 2/26/21

Length: 2:13 (182 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-two-ron-rons-parody-based-on-the-crystals-song-da-doo-run-run/

Transcript: 

 

“The Two Ron Rons” (parody based on the Crystals’ song, “Da Doo Ron Ron”)

So, the guys’ names are Johnson and DeSantis

The two Ron Ron Rons

The two Ron Rons

Anti-gay, yet sucking Trump’s little dick

The two Ron Ron Rons

The two Ron Rons

 

Johnson, DeSantis

Sucking Trump’s lil dick

Off to Russia in the morn

The two Ron Ron Rons

The two Ron Rons

 

They both claim to really love that Jesus guy

The two Ron Ron Rons

The two Ron Rons

While holding a cross, they both lie, lie, lie

The two Ron Ron Rons

The two Ron Rons

 

Yes, that Jesus guy

Yes, lie, lie, lie

Off to Russia in the morn

The two Ron Ron Rons

The two Ron Rons

 

Betray their country all the time

The two Ron Ron Rons

The two Ron Rons

Money from Satan? Where do they sign?

The two Ron Ron Rons

The two Ron Rons

 

Betray it all the time

Oh, where do they sign?

Off to Russia in the morn

The two Ron Ron Rons

The two Ron Rons

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