The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

1. "Fabricate" (based off Warren G's "Regulate") https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2019/11/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_54.html 2. "Lysol" (based off Oasis's "Wonderwall") https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/04/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_39.html 3. "Demon Semen" (based off Bush's "Everything Zen") https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/07/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_30.html 4. "A Bigly Stain On Our Lives" (based off Green Day's "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)") https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/09/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_30.html 5. "If I Lost $1,000,000,000" (based off the Barenaked Ladies' "If I Had $1,000,000") https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/09/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_62.html 6. "The Donald Fan" (based off Billy Joel...

“1965” (parody based on the Prince song “1999”) (So, we abolished slavery But we would like to bring it back) We’ll change the terminology So it don’t sound like we’re against blacks   (Let’s go and pass some bills To make it harder for you to vote) You’re no longer three-fifths a person Yet we still think your voice shouldn’t count   Cuz we know Our policies were only popular at the dawn of time So everybody should pretend that it’s 1965   We’ll put you in prison for pot 20 to life sounds bigly fair Require fines you can’t afford Unless you’re a millionaire   Good luck getting a job Or any kind of ID We’ll force you back to crime And then make you wish that you were never free   Cuz we know Our policies were only popular at the dawn of time So everybody should pretend that it’s 1965   We like to say All Lives Matter Yeah, but that doesn’t make it so When a comatose black man gets shot We fig...

“01135809/Donnie” (parody based on the Tommy Tutone song “867-5309”) Ha   Donnie Donnie in an orange jumpsuit Bunking with a guy nicknamed Dahmer Dude Karma is a bitch, coming like never before He’s gotta watch his ass and so much more   Donnie we’ve got your number Getting twenty to life Donnie we love this number   Oh one one three five eight oh nine Oh one one three five eight oh nine Oh one one three five eight oh nine Oh one one three five eight oh nine   Donnie Donnie said “Lock up Hillary!” She’s laughing while he’s locked up in cell number three Arrests came his way like Ivermectin to a horse Treated by Trumpers when it got Coronavirus   Donnie we’ve got your number Getting twenty to life Donnie we love this number   Oh one one three five eight oh nine Oh one one three five eight oh nine Oh one one three five eight oh nine Oh one one three five eight oh nine   He’s gotta (He’s gott...