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List of Parodies

1. "Fabricate" (based off Warren G's "Regulate")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2019/11/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_54.html

2. "Lysol" (based off Oasis's "Wonderwall")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/04/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_39.html

3. "Demon Semen" (based off Bush's "Everything Zen")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/07/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_30.html

4. "A Bigly Stain On Our Lives" (based off Green Day's "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/09/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_30.html

5. "If I Lost $1,000,000,000" (based off the Barenaked Ladies' "If I Had $1,000,000")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/09/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_62.html

6. "The Donald Fan" (based off Billy Joel's "Piano Man")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/09/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_60.html

7. "The Trumpanzees" (based off Marilyn Manson's "The Nobodies")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/09/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_35.html

8. "Tweeting Some Lies" (based off Neil Diamond's "Sweet Caroline")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/09/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_27.html

9. "Cray" (based off Dean Martin's "Sway")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/12/the-transcript-for-podcast-i-feel_4.html

10. "The Man Is Deranged" (based off The Doors' "People Are Strange")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/12/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty.html

11. "G-O-N-E" (based off Nat King Cole's "L-O-V-E")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/12/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_4.html

12. "Stab Your Back" (based off Bobby Darin's "Mack the Knife")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/12/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_19.html

13. "Wrong Way" (based off Frank Sinatra's "My Way")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/12/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_18.html

14. "Ready to Take Us Back Again" (based off Barry Manilow's "Ready to Take a Chance Again")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/12/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_69.html

15. "Tangerine" (based off Bush's "Glycerine")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/12/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_91.html

16. "Yuge" (based off Better Than Ezra's "Good")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/12/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_78.html

17. "The Best Words On Earth" (based off Marilyn Manson's "The Last Day On Earth")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/12/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_75.html

18. "Debunk You in a Heartbeat" (based off Def Leppard's "Miss You in a Heartbeat")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/12/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_84.html

19. "Dotard" (based off Smash Mouth' "All Star")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/12/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_36.html

20. "Trumpers in the Cold" (based off The Doors' "Riders On the Storm")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/12/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_22.html

21. "No Thanks, No Thanks" (based off Frank Sinatra's "New York, New York")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/12/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_54.html

22. "Run, Duck, and Hide" (based off Green Day's "Hitchin' a Ride")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/12/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_96.html

23. "November Pain" (based off Guns 'N' Roses' "November Rain")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/12/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_47.html

24. "Coal in the Stocking" (based off the Black Keys' "Gold On the Ceiling")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/12/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_50.html

25. "The Cokehead" (based off the Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/12/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_8.html

26. "GQP" (based off Naughty By Nature's "O.P.P.")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2021/02/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty.html

27. "The Two Ron Rons" (based off the Crystals' "Da Doo Ron Ron")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2021/02/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_26.html

28.  "Bern Memes (All Look Like This)" (based off the Eurythmics' "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2021/02/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_31.html

29. "Turtle's Spell" (based off Billy Idol's "Rebel Yell")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2021/02/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_28.html

30. "The Nationalist Anthem" (based off Francis Scott Key's "The National Anthem")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2021/03/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_10.html

31. "Dumb, Loud, and Cray" (based off the Offspring's "Come Out and Play")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2021/03/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_12.html

32. "Shooting For Zero Laws" (based off Jody Watley's "Looking For a New Love")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2021/03/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_88.html

33. "Lied, Squealed, Whimpered He's Trump" (based off Stevie Wonder's "Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2021/03/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_78.html

34. "Hit the Jim/Gym" (based off Biz Markie's "Just a Friend")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2021/03/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_7.html

35. "Trickin' Boomers" (based off Biz Markie's "Pickin' Boogers")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2021/03/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_42.html

36. "His Wife Is 'Mother'" (based off PJ Harvey's "Down By the Water")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2021/03/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_35.html

37. "Every Way, Sheeple" (based off Sly and the Family Stone's "Everyday People")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2021/03/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_17.html

38. "Batshit Creeper" (based off Ted Nugent's "Cat Scratch Fever")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2021/04/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty.html

39. "Bourne to Be a Pile" (based off Steppenwolf's "Born to Be Wild")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2021/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_97.html

40. "Vote Out the Clowns" (based off Bush's "Send in the Clowns")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2021/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_7.html

41. "Blind Trigger" (based off Bush's "Blood River")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2021/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_17.html

42. "Real Fools" (based off Tony! Toni! Tone!'s "Feels Good")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2021/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_58.html

43. "Klan Leader" (based off Hall & Oates' "Maneater")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2021/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_10.html

44. "Give a Buck" (based off KC and the Sunshine Band's "Give It Up")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2021/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_12.html

45. "Campaign Moral Coma" (based off Oasis' "Champagne Supernova")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2021/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_13.html

46. "So Deplorable" (based off EMF's "Unbelievable")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2021/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_28.html

47. "They're Too Stupid" (based off Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2021/08/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty.html

48. "Ron's a Fascist" (based off Live's "Lightning Crashes")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2021/08/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_11.html

49. "Get Vaxxed" (based off David Bowie's "Let's Dance")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2021/08/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_54.html

50. "Supermassive Maskholes" (based off Muse's "Supermassive Black Hole")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2021/08/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_22.html

51. "Blinded By the Right" (based off Manfred Mann's "Blinded By the Light")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2021/08/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_44.html

52. "They Would Do Anything For Trump (But They Won't Do That)" (based off Meat Loaf's "I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2021/08/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_12.html

53. "Want Him to Fix My Ride" (based off Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2021/08/podcast-i-feel-snitty-episode-164-want_13.html

54. "Mikey's On Crack" (based off Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2021/08/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_27.html

55. "On the Wrong Side" (based off the Killers' "Mr. Brightside")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2022/01/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty.html

56. "World Ain't Round" (based off Muse's "Won't Stand Down")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2022/01/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_20.html

57. "I've Got Some Morning Wood" (based off Herman's Hermits' "I'm Into Something Good")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2022/02/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty.html

58. "Violins" (based off Live's "I Alone")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2022/02/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_12.html

59. "Weirdos" (based off David Bowie's "Heroes")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2022/02/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_83.html

60. "Team Ukraine" (based off Nirvana's "On a Plain")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2022/03/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_28.html

61. "Hydroxychloroquine" (based off Nirvana's "Lithium")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2022/03/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_45.html

62. "Machines Said" (based off Bush's "Machinehead")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2022/03/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_61.html

63. "Lady G" (based off Pearl Jam's "Jeremy")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2022/03/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_0.html

64. "Breaking the Seal" (based off Judas Priest's "Breaking the Law")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2022/03/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_48.html

65. "Ass Is Burning" (based off Midnight Oil's "Beds Are Burning")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2022/03/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_57.html

66. "Trump" (based off the Presidents of the United States of America's "Lump")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2022/04/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty.html

67. "Shroom-Shaped Cock" (based off Nirvana's "Heart-Shaped Box")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2022/04/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_19.html

68. "Balls of Dystopia" (based off Muse's "Knights of Cydonia")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2022/04/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_23.html

69. "We Stand with the Ukraine" (based off Cypress Hill's "Insane in the Brain")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2022/04/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_71.html

70. "They're Gonna Watch (2,000 Mules)" (based off the Proclaimers' "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2022/06/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_18.html

71. "Donnie and the Feds" (based off Elton John's "Bennie and the Jets")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2022/09/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty.html

72. "Grifts Away" (based off Dobie Gray's "Drifts Away")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2023/04/transcipt-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty.html

73. "MAGA Tears" (based off Cold's "Wasted Years")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2023/04/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_8.html

74. "Expel Ds" (based off Silverchair's "Abuse Me")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2023/04/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_80.html

75. "Griftin'" (based off Clarence Carter's "Strokin'")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2023/07/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty.html

76. "Try That In MAGA Town" (based off Jason Aldean's "Try That In a Small Town")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2023/07/new-parody-try-that-in-maga-town-based.html

77. "The Devil Went Down in Georgia" (based off Charlie Daniels' "The Devil Went Down to Georgia")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2023/09/the-devil-went-down-in-georgia-parody.html

78. "The Man That You Cheer" (based off Marilyn Manson's "The Man That You Fear")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2023/09/the-man-that-you-cheer-parody-based-off.html

79. "01135809/Donnie" (based off Tommy Tutone's "867-5309/Jenny")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2023/11/01135809donnie-parody-based-on-tommy.html

80. "1965" (based off Prince's "1999")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2023/11/1965-parody-based-on-prince-song-1999.html


"Arrogant Covidiot" (based off Green Day's "American Idiot")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_29.html

1. (81.) "Arrogant Covidiot" (based off Green Day's "American Idiot")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_81.html

2. (82.) "Judas of Nambia" (based off Green Day's "Jesus of Suburbia")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_21.html

3. (83.) "Impeachment Day" (based off Green Day's "Holiday")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_83.html

4. (84.) "Boulevard of Mangled Schemes" (based off Green Day's "Boulevard of Broken Dreams")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_46.html

5. (85.) "They Are the Hating" (based off Green Day's "Are We the Waiting")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_60.html

6. (86.) "Taint Donny" (based off Green Day's "St. Jimmy")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_8.html

7. (87.) "Give His Ego Pain" (based off Green Day's "Give Me Novacaine")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_70.html

8. (88.) "Here's the Bombshell" (based off Green Day's "She's a Rebel")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_17.html

9. (89.) "Diversionary World" (based off Green Day's "Extraordinary Girl")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_28.html

10. (90.) "Twittermob" (based off Green Day's "Letterbomb")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_25.html

11. (91.) "Wake Us Up When October Ends" (based on Green Day's "Wake Us Up When September Ends")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_88.html

12. (92.) "(No) Winning" (based off Green Day's "Homecoming")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_37.html

13. (93.) "What's His Face?" (based off Green Day's "Whatsername")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2020/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_30.html


"34 Felony Crackdown" (based off Green Day's "21st Century Breakdown")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2023/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty.html

1. (94.) "Con of the Century" (based off Green Day's "Song of the Century")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2023/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_6.html

2. (95.) "34 Felony Crackdown" (based off Green Day's "21st Century Breakdown")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2023/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_41.html

3. (96.) "No More Honesty" (based off Green Day's "Know Your Enemies")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2023/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_60.html

4. (97.) "Amar Old Glory Hole" (based off Green Day's "Viva la Gloria")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2023/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_43.html

5. (98.) "Withholding the Bribery" (based off Green Day's "Before the Lobotomy")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2023/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_54.html

6. (99.) "Donnie's a Zero" (based off Green Day's "Christian's Inferno")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2023/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_91.html

7. (100.) "Stormy At Birth" (based off Green Day's "Last Night On Earth")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2023/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_5.html

8. (101.) "He's Jesus Nowhere" (based off Green Day's "East Jesus Nowhere")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2023/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_0.html

9. (102.) "Pisstaker" (based off Green Day's "Peacemaker")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2023/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_87.html

10. (103.) "Harassing All Women and Girls" (based off Green Day's "Last of the American Girls")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2023/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_69.html

11. (104.) "Daughter's Sexy" (based off Green Day's "Murder City")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2023/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_45.html

12. (105.) "Amar Old Glory Hole (Brittle Don)" (based off Green Day's "Viva la Gloria (Little Girl)")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2023/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_89.html

13. (106.) "Senseless Mind Syndrome" (based off Green Day's "Restless Heart Syndrome")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2023/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_99.html

14. (107.) "You're Accused and Betrayed" (based off Green Day's "Horseshoes and Handgrenades")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2023/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_75.html

15. (108.) "Erratic Days" (based on Green Day's "The Static Age") 

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2023/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_38.html

16. (109.) "Slim-to-None Funds" (based off Green Day's "21 Guns")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2023/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_42.html

17. (110.) "Orwellian Poetry" (A. "Woke Insomnia" / B. "Project Real") (based off Green Day's "American Eulogy" (A. "Mass Hysteria" / B. "Modern World"))

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2023/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_49.html

18. (111.) "Right the Right" (based off Green Day's "See the Light")

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2023/05/transcript-for-podcast-i-feel-snitty_32.html

112. "Trump Stinks" (based off the J. Geil's Band's "Love Stinks")

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113. "Gaslighting" (based off Muse's song "Uprising")

Coming soon

114. "Don't Vote For Red" (based off Marilyn Manson's song "Don't Chase the Dead")

Coming soon 

115. "Taylor-Made" (based off Green Day's song "Basket Case")

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