Transcipt for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 211: "'Grifts Away' (parody based off Dobie Gray's song 'Drift Away')" is now available!
Podcast: I Feel Snitty
Episode 211: "Grifts Away" (parody based off Dobie Gray's song "Drift Away")
Premiere Date: 4/8/2023
Length: 3:53 (308 words)
Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/grifts-away-parody-based-on-dobie-gray-s-song-drift-away/
Transcript:
“Grifts Away” (parody based on the Dobie Gray song, “Drift Away”)
Day after day he files lawsuits
For anything, nothing, and/or everything
Through it all he has never paid his dues
His lawyers snarl and cringe
He’s still the same
They give him some treats, then give him some more
As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away
They give him some treats, then give him some more
As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away
He demands your donations all the time
Then brags that he’s much richer than you
He goes on spouting bigly lies
Tells you what you must do
Or else he will sue
They give him some treats, then give him some more
As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away
They give him some treats, then give him some more
As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away
And when his bank’s wiped clean
He knows who to see – the mob and Vlady
They’ll help carry him through
If he grabs US by the pu$$y
He’s far weaker than a silly string
Far dumber than a deformed, comatose frog
Yet when he croaks, millions still believe
He can carry a song
They sing along
They give him some treats, then give him some more
As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away
They give him some treats, then give him some more
As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away
They give him some treats, then give him some more
As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away
They give him some treats, then give him some more
As he tricks them, doing nothing at all, and grifts away
Nah nah nah, don’t you, don’t you pay him
Don’t pay him
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