Too Close, But Not Close Enough Her: Come here a minute, Wait. No. Stop. That’s good - right there, How about a hug? I want to tell you something, Come closer, Back up, “I love when we’re together,” I always have so much fun when with you, You always make me smile, Sorry I can’t go out this weekend, Sorry I didn’t call you back last night, Me: I love when we’re together, You always make me smile, I always have so much fun when with you, I always call you back, I want to feel my lips upon yours, Your hand in mine, Hold you tightly, Wake up next to you with a smile, My lips inches from yours, Yet never they touch, Forever getting close, But not close enough.
Randomness. Politics. Songs. Poetry. Short Stories. Essays. Satire. Research. Sarcasm. A mix of Jon Stewart, George Carlin, Weird Al Yankovic, The Onion, FactCheck.org, and Gandhi. former co-host of "The Tracy & Craig Show" (which had previously been called "The Tracy Fort Show") and current host of "I Feel Snitty," author of the "LOL at the GOP" series, and Donald Trump's worst nightmare (besides facts).