The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

In light of all the gun-control talk, about a week ago, a 22-year old man by the name of  Joseph Kelley decided he'd be doing the country a favor if he strapped an unloaded rifle onto his back and brought along a loaded Glock pistol for good measure to a JC Penney's store in Utah. Kelley was trying to make the point that weapons aren't dangerous when handled by good, law-abiding citizens such as himself. Kelley obviously isn't the brightest crayon in the box - not even a dark gray. It's quite something for a person to hear about the tragedy in Newtown, Connecticut, see the terror in the children's, parents', and teachers' eyes, to hear talk about the government potentially passing stricter gun laws, and to one morning decide, "You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to bring a rifle and a pistol into a JC Penney's store, where parents and their children will be shopping, and won't strike fear into anyone, because people should k...