I just saw a Planet Fitness commercial, which sported the line, "It's not a gym. It's Planet Fitness." So, I looked it up online and found the following results: - "Planet Fitness Gym Membership - Health Clubs Nationwide" (the homepage) - "Planet Fitness grows with 'judgment-free' gyms" - "Giveaway: Year-Long Planet Fitness Gym Membership" - "Planet Fitness Gym Membership: At $10 a Month, it Doesn't Get Much Better" - "Planet Fitness Gym Review" The new tagline should be, "Planet Fitness gym - it's not a gym; it's Planet Fitness." Yeah, that makes sense... On that note, here are some other winning slogans: - "Domino's Pizza - it's not a pizza shop; it's Domino's!" - "Toys 'R' Us - it's not a toy store; it's Toys 'R Us!" - "The Pub - it's not a pub; it's THE Pub!" - "Texas Whorehouse - it...
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