The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

My latest book, Trumplandia , is now available for your Kindle at just $2.99! Let's make satirizing 'Murica great again! For more information on this very book and how to purchase it (and write a positive review), go to the following link. Enjoy! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07QTDTRMK/ref=sr_1_5?keywords=trumplandia&qid=1555545368&s=gateway&sr=8-5

My latest book, Trumplandia , will be available for your Kindle at just $2.99 starting next Wednesday, April 24th! I'll write more about it in the coming days. For the time being, though, let me just say I'm quite proud and excited about this book. I know artists of all stripes like to make such declarations about their latest works, but I really mean it. While I'm proud of all my books, this one is probably my personal favorite thus far. So I highly recommend you check it out! You can pre-order it here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07QTDTRMK?ref_=pe_3052080_276849420 While awaiting my new book, feel free to check out my other works at the following two sites: Paperback: http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/thetaoofroz Kindle: https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO

As I noted a week ago, my latest book is now available for purchase. It's entitled, The Kind-Hearted Smartass - Volume 3: Maybe the Best of the Trilogy , and is available for $4.99 on Kindle and $14.75 on paperback. The Kindle version can be found here: https://www.amazon.com/Kind-Hearted-Smartass-Maybe-Best-Trilogy-ebook/dp/B07P61CDPD/ref=sr_1_fkmrnull_1?keywords=kind-hearted+smartass&qid=1551662321&s=digital-text&sr=1-1-fkmrnull The paperback version can be found here: http://www.lulu.com/shop/craig-rozniecki/the-kind-hearted-smartass-volume-3-maybe-the-best-of-the-trilogy/paperback/product-23989342.html If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask!

I have just finished a new book, entitled,  The Kind-Hearted Smartass - Volume 3: Maybe The Best of the Trilogy . Be expecting some previews in the near future, where I give readers a sneak-peek on what to expect. I will also be certain to continually update readers on its availability. Stay tuned!

Just in time for the New Year is the release of my latest book, A Collection of Satirical Short Stories: A Bigly Clever Title . An introduction to the book reads as: "While in nonsensical actuality Donald Trump's campaign slogan was 'Make America great again!,' it probably should have been either 'Make facts fake again!' or 'Make bigly stinky BS smell good again!' It's appeared to be the president's goal to transform the U.S. into bizarro world, where up is down, black is white, right is wrong, left is right, and a bouquet of herpes is a popular item at supermarkets every February 14th. Cite a fact? That's fake news. Cite fake news? That's a fact. So what do we do when the leader of our country tries turning reality on its head? Resort to 24-hour all-you-can-eat buffets, binge-drinking, and laughter, not necessarily in that order. That's where author Craig Rozniecki's fifteenth book, A Collection of Satirical Short Stories: A...

So long as everything goes as planned (or at least as hoped), my new book, A Collection of Satirical Short Stories: A Bigly Clever Title , should be available for purchase by Christmas. It'd make the perfect late stocking-stuffer! Forget the coal; just buy your kids my book! Well, that's all I have to share about the matter for now. I'll keep everyone up-to-date as things progress. Stay tuned!

The reason for the delay in blog posts over the past few days is the fact I'm hard at work on a new book. It will be the shortest of all my books, I will be entering it into a contest for $20,000, and hope to have it available for purchase in the next month. Well, speaking of which, I better get back to working on it. I just thought I'd update my regular readers on why I've been posting fewer blogs over the past week. Hopefully I'll be able to provide you a great deal of new reading material soon!

Well, that was a nice surprise. On the day my new book, LOL at the GOP - Volume 6: Orange Is the New Crazy , came out, we set a record for blog views over a 24-hour period, with 1,267. The previous record was 1,114. Thanks to all my readers, listeners, and followers! I hope you enjoy the new book and hope that we can get through this crazed election season without seriously considering moving to Canada!

I'd like to apologize to my readers. It's been a slow month for me when it comes to blogging. I haven't forgotten about you, though. With the radio show, the upcoming election, marketing on Twitter, trying to finalize a new book before November 8th, and attempting to balance work with pleasure, I haven't had a great deal of time to post blogs. I will definitely try to become more active again when things settle down, but in the meantime, please check out The Tracy Fort Show  at this site - http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow ...and for those who are planning on watching the debate tomorrow night and are fearful of suffering a migraine, check out my live tweets here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Well, I'm off to relax for a bit before attempting to place the finishing touches on my next book. I'll be sure to keep you all updated. It's my ultimate goal to have it out before November 8th, election day. Stay tuned...

Remember Mitt Romney's 47% comments? What kind of question is that? Of course you remember. Even if I had been in a coma during the entire duration of election season and woke up with Alzheimer's, I'd still remember. Well, unfortunately for Mitt Romney, he's appearing to be in denial about those very comments. As reported in the Washington Post , the following excerpt can be read in reporter Dan Balz's new book, Collision 2012 : [Romney] was in California and said at first he couldn't get a look at the video. His advisers were pushing him to respond as quickly as he could. "As I understood it, and as they described it to me, not having heard it, it was saying, 'Look, the Democrats have 47 percent, we've got 45 percent, my job is to get the people in the middle, and I've got to get the people in the middle,'" he said. "And I thought, 'Well, that's a reasonable thing.' ... It's not a topic I talk about in public, ...

Introduction - Laughter Is Possibly Inevitable Some people may refer to me as crazy. I like to think of myself as creative. At least, that’s what my mother, three shrinks and invisible friend, Toby, have told me. Like with my second book, The Serious Scale of Sarcasm: More Balanced Than a High-Heeled Clown on a Tight Rope , I have collected numerous writings and attempted to order them in such a manner that, like with life, they don’t induce headaches due to a lack of order, connection or reason. Unlike my second book, which included a large quantity seriously-toned musings, this book contains no such writings. The one and only objective of The Kind-Hearted Smartass is, like with any non-comedic summer sequel, to stimulate laughter. Ever wonder what it would be like if Cialis, Kay Jewelers and the Shake Weight joined forces to make a commercial? Probably not, but I have and have written a short story about this uproarious scenario. Have you ever contemplated about what Dick Cheney wo...