Alright, so my team began playing better in recent weeks, thanks largely to my team getting healthy again - Matt Kemp being the most notable return. Then late last week, Emilio Bonifacio - the league leader in steals - got placed on the DL for the second time and won't be returning this season. Michael Cuddyer got placed on the shelf the very next day. Now slugging first baseman, Paul Konerko, is on the disabled list. Brian McCann has missed a couple games. Brandon Phillips just came back after missing 4-5 games. To say my offense is a mess would be like saying Ben Stein is boring.
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