Donald Trump's National Anthem Jose can't ever see, Through my big beautiful wall at night, With all of the bigly hail, There can't be global warming, Why broads with stripes and stars, Can't ever be tens, I'm not sexist, believe me, But what are those bi*ches thinking? Little rocket man's stupid hair, My tweets going everywhere, Proving at 3 am, My nuclear button is still there, Jose still can't ever see, so he just waves, For the land of the free, go somewhere else to live.
Randomness. Politics. Songs. Poetry. Short Stories. Essays. Satire. Research. Sarcasm. A mix of Jon Stewart, George Carlin, Weird Al Yankovic, The Onion, FactCheck.org, and Gandhi. former co-host of "The Tracy & Craig Show" (which had previously been called "The Tracy Fort Show") and current host of "I Feel Snitty," author of the "LOL at the GOP" series, and Donald Trump's worst nightmare (besides facts).