After writing a nearly legible letter in crayon to Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus, the RNC chairman took 6-year-old Tommy Piledriver of Ding Dong, Texas under his wing, and has turned him into the latest GOP spokesperson. When I caught up with the RNC chairman and asked him about this development, here's what he told me: "From the red, white, and blue crayons he used in the letter; to reasoning with a loud voice, wild gestures, emotion, and manipulation over facts, numbers, and logic; to seeing the world revolve around himself, I just knew little Tommy would make for the perfect spokesperson for the Republican Party." Priebus was right. Not long after Tommy Piledriver was announced as a GOP spokesperson, he started making the rounds on cable news shows, Fox News in particular. The 6-year-old will even be hosting a show on Fox in the coming weeks, entitled, The World According to Tommy . If the clips I've seen are any indication, this show ...
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