The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

I can't express enough gratitude to Nissan for their new commercial which saved my life. In the new Nissan Rogue commercial, a woman jumps her vehicle onto a moving train, when the following words were displayed at the bottom of the screen - "Fantasy. Do not attempt. Cars can't jump on trains." To think, later that afternoon, I had planned on attempting that very thing. So, thanks again, Nissan! In the future, Nissan should air commercials with the following words of advice: - "Cars aren't planes and can't fly, so don't try to do that." - "Cars are different from hot-air balloons and can't float in the sky, so don't drive it off a cliff to try and do this." - "You will not be another Neil Armstrong if you try to turn your car into a shuttle and land on the moon, so please don't attempt this." - "Your car is not a pigeon and will not poop on people's heads, even if you just fed it burritos and bel...