Saying-NO-Problem Without pause, Without thought, I reach for another, With no qualms, With no worries, With no fears, Unable to drink just one, For years upon years, Hidden in my pockets, So my family doesn’t see, Pretending they don’t know, Even when I slur and can’t hold steady, Crabby when they’re away, Unable to focus, Unable to go about a day, Without consuming several, I can stop at any time, There’s really no problem, As I pass out time and again, Until I never awaken.
Randomness. Politics. Songs. Poetry. Short Stories. Essays. Satire. Research. Sarcasm. A mix of Jon Stewart, George Carlin, Weird Al Yankovic, The Onion, FactCheck.org, and Gandhi. former co-host of "The Tracy & Craig Show" (which had previously been called "The Tracy Fort Show") and current host of "I Feel Snitty," author of the "LOL at the GOP" series, and Donald Trump's worst nightmare (besides facts).