The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

It's being reported by The Bismark Tribune  that white supremacist Craig Cobb, who recently found out he's part black, was arrested over the weekend, and along with fellow neo-Nazi Kynan Dutton, has been charged with three counts of terrorizing. The men were roaming about Leith, North Dakota holding a rifle and a shotgun when residents called the authorities. Prior to being taken into custody, Cobb sent The Bismark Tribune  this text message: "Because of the many violences (sic) and harassments against we (sic) and the children, we have commenced armed patrols of Leith." Based on Cobb's message, it appears as if most of the "violences" and "harassments" are being committed by Mr. Cobb himself - on the English language. After Cobb is released, I imagine him engaging in the following discussion with a reporter: Reporter Annabelle Jezebel: "So, what do you have to say for yourself now that you've been temporarily released?" ...

In the book of Matthew, chapter 25, verses 34-36, it says: "Then the King will say to those on his right, 'Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me." When Republican North Dakota Representative Kevin Cramer was confronted about the Republican House's recent bill which would cut spending in the federal food stamp program, Cramer decided to respond with a different scripture: "2 Thessalonians 3:10 English Standard Version (ESV) For even when we were with you, we would give you this command: If anyone is not willing to work, let him not eat." Reports show that 55% of food stamp recipients are either children or elders an...

North Dakota Republican member of the House - Kevin Cramer - had some interesting remarks when giving a commencement address at the University of Mary on May 4th of this year. During this speech, Cramer said, "Forty years ago, the United States Supreme Court sanctioned abortion on demand. And we wonder why our culture sees school shootings so often." Right, because the legalization of abortion is the cause for school shootings. I'm not sure how that alleged link works exactly, but I'm going to try and crawl inside the mind of Representative Cramer (not literally, thank goodness) and see where he possibly came up with such a link. "Ladies and gentlemen, today I stand before you all to tell you the honest-to-God truth - guns don't shoot and kill people; abortions shoot and kill people! Think about it... Due to the sinful nature of abortion, God has made it so that whenever a child is aborted, a person gets shot and killed due to that abortion. Also, when ...