The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

I just received the following comment on episode 124 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled "Shooting For Zero Laws" (parody based on Jody Watley's song, "Looking For a New Love"): - "I listened to all 8 during my road trip yesterday. They are all fantastic, but this one was my favorite! I had it on repeat for a bit! 😂👍🙌" The song can be heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/shooting-for-zero-laws-parody-based-on-the-jody-watley-song-looking-for-a-new-love/

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 124: “Shooting For Zero Laws” (parody based on the Jody Watley song, “Looking For a New Love”) Premiere Date: 3/12/21 Length: 3:57 (254 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/shooting-for-zero-laws-parody-based-on-the-jody-watley-song-looking-for-a-new-love/ Transcript:  Yippee ki-yay, mofos   If you’re white, you have to be right You can do no wrong, no Hundreds of them attacked the Capitol But they’re all just a bunch of lone wolves   Maybe they were just bored AF that day Or mad about the Candy Crush level they couldn’t pass Hey, Jesus wouldn’t judge   Freedom, liberty to all Freedom, liberty to all – for whites Try to make republics fall Not even worth a five-dollar fine   They’re shooting for zero laws, bang bang Zero laws, anarchy They’re shooting for zero laws, bang bang Zero laws, anarchy   ‘Nother black man was shot today He was holding a Milky Way His shoulder b...

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, “Shooting For Zero Laws” (parody based on the Jody Watley song, “Looking For a New Love”), is now available! Here are the lyrics: Yippee ki-yay, mofos   If you’re white, you have to be right You can do no wrong, no Hundreds of them attacked the Capitol But they’re all just a bunch of lone wolves   Maybe they were just bored AF that day Or mad about the Candy Crush level they couldn’t pass Hey, Jesus wouldn’t judge   Freedom, liberty to all Freedom, liberty to all – for whites Try to make republics fall Not even worth a five-dollar fine   They’re shooting for zero laws, bang bang Zero laws, anarchy They’re shooting for zero laws, bang bang Zero laws, anarchy   ‘Nother black man was shot today He was holding a Milky Way His shoulder blades looked ready to shoot His head shook as he walked away   There should be no charges, for there was no crime...

I've heard every argument there is to hear from NRA enthusiasts whom believe gun laws are either unConstitutional or pointless, and upon closer inspection, each and every argument fails, bigly. Argument #1: "The 2nd Amendment!" I'm sorry, but the Constitution is 228 years old. When writing it, our Founding Fathers didn't think to themselves, "No matter the day, no matter the year, man should have the right to bear arms! Even well into the future, when these weapons evolve into machine-gun types, with or without bump stocks, anyone from elders to newborns should have the right to fire these motherf*ckers!" I don't think so. The more technology evolves, the more out-of-date the Second Amendment becomes. Does it need to be abolished? No, of course not. But should it receive an update, or at the very least, when discussing it, should more of us take into account the surrounding context of when it was written? Absolutely. It's like my mama alwa...