The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

I had a lot of fun with the trending hashtag ##NBCNewsForum on Twitter Wednesday night. Here are my posts, oredered from the most to the least popular (all my posts can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) Lauer to HRC: "What is pi to the 6,000th digit?" Lauer to DT: "What are your feelings on pumpkin pie?" #NBCNewsForum 782 Likes, 541 Retweets 2) Lauer to HRC: "What'll you do to prevent armageddon?" Lauer to DT: "Have you seen the movie 'Armageddon'?" #NBCNewsForum 397 Likes, 245 Retweets 3) Lauer to HRC:"In 5 secs, name all the presidents in alphabetical order." Lauer to DT:"T/F, Abe Lincoln was a president." #NBCNewsForum 306 Likes, 196 Retweets 4) Trump: "I will always tell the truth. The hundreds of lies I told according to Politifact just aren't true. I tell true lies." #NBCNewsForum 275 Likes, 172 Retweets 5) Trump: "Why should I be trusted as Comm...

I was mentioned on three more websites today with regard to my satirical Commander-in-Chief-forum Twitter commentary: "The 25 best reactions on Clinton and Trump's 'Commander In Chief Forum' on NBC." - http://www.someecards.com/news/tweet-picks/trump-clinton-forum-reactions-funny/ "Here Are The 17 Best Tweet Reactions To Last Night's Commander In Chief Forum" - http://distractify.com/trending/2016/09/08/forum-disaster-tweets "Why Matt Lauer's 'Commander in Chief' Interviews Were an Unmitigated Disaster" - http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/ten_tweets_that_perfectly_describe_what_a_disaster_matt_lauer_s_commander_in_chief_interviews_were

Debbie Dunnegan Waters, Jefferson County Recorder of Deeds (Missouri), and yes, a Republican, recently posted this message on her Facebook page: "I have a question for all my friends who have served or are currently serving in our military ... have not put on a uniform nor taken any type military oath, there has to be something that I am just not aware of. But I cannot and do not understand why no action is being taken against our domestic enemy. I know he is supposedly the commander in chief, but the constitution gives you the authority. What am I missing? Thank you for your bravery and may God keep you safe." After receiving the inevitable backlash for posting this message, Ms. Dunnegan Waters said this in a telephone interview on St. Louis Public Radio: "I'm not calling the president a domestic enemy. I'm not calling the president anything. He is the president. Do I agree with what the president is doing? Absolutely not. Anybody that asks me, I'll be...