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“He Wasn’t Called a Liar” (parody based off the Billy Joel song, “We Didn’t Start the Fire”)

“He Wasn’t Called a Liar” (parody based off the Billy Joel song, “We Didn’t Start the Fire”)   Election stolen, fake votes, dead people, cunning folks   Rising up , eating ballots, zombie apocalypse   Conspiracy theories, Dominion, Faux News, defamation   Yuge tinfoil hats, bigly blackboards, snorting lines of “chalk”     Sharpies used, moving storms, can’t erase, penis drawn   Mother Nature, direction, from a magic black pen   Evil windmills, causing cancer, and killing whales   Climate-change, a Chinese hoax, humans free, until we float     He wasn’t called a liar   When his lips are moving, it’s bullsh *t he’s spewing   He wasn’t called a liar   They never tried to fight it, boarded to flight it     Taxes cut, for the rich, debts soar, a trickle-down crash   A 12 th Lexus, a blow-up doll, a 6 th mansion   Blame the poor, needing food, oxygen, shelter too   “Christians’” fingers cross...

Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 76: "The Donald Fan" (parody based on the Billy Joel song, "Piano Man") is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 76: "The Donald Fan" (parody based on the Billy Joel song, "Piano Man") Premiere date: 9/30/20 Length: 5:29 (327 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-donald-fan-parody-based-off-the-billy-joel-song-piano-man/ Transcript:  “The Donald Fan” (to the tune of Billy Joel’s “Piano Man”) The clock reads a number on one day The poorly educated waltz in There are old men standing everywhere Waiting for an Oompa Loompa's twin They say, "Tell us another random story" One which really stretches the truth It's vague yet nasty And it sounds incomplete Like they pretty much always do This here is the life of The Donald fan This is the life tonight They're really in the mood for some fallacies And he's got them feeling all white They think the Donald is a friend of theirs He feeds them some lies for free And he's quick with self-praise and bashing on “the” gays But women? He's been ...