The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

In my latest book - Back to the Failure, I tackle all the crazy GQP 2020 election conspiracy theories with satire, told in a Back-to-the-Future-esque fashion. On Amazon, it's currently ranked:     #12 in 90-Minute Teen & Young Adult Short Reads     #40 in Humorous Dark Comedy     #50 in Humorous American Literature Here are what others have said about it:    - "I loved it! I laughed my ass off!"    - "👆Excellent read, soon an NYT bestseller!⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️" - "Whenever possible I’m trying to get your books out there. Even to MAGAs. I think that they really need to read your new book because it pokes fun at their stupid conspiracy theories lol." It's a quick read. Here is the Table of Contents: Chapter 1 - Once Upon a Time-Travel Chapter 2 - Zero Division in Subtracting Ad-dition Chapter 3 - Mess-Debate Chapter 4 - Counting Sheeple Chapter 5 - Definitive Evidence of the Word Chapter 6 - The Founding Fodders Chapter 7 - Goin...

On Amazon, my latest book - Back to the Failure - is currently ranked: #71 in 90-Minute Teen & Young Adult Short Reads #81 in Humorous Dark Comedy #141 in American Humorous Fiction Come check it out! Let's get it into the top 50! Here are what others have said about it: - "I loved it! I laughed my ass off!" - " 👆 Excellent read, soon an NYT bestseller! ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ " - "Whenever possible I’m trying to get your books out there. Even to MAGAs. I think that they really need to read your new book because it pokes fun at their stupid conspiracy theories lol." https://www.amazon.com/Back-Failure-Craig-Rozniecki-ebook/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1694910760&refinements=p_27%3ACraig+Rozniecki&s=books&sr=1-1 #AuthorsOfTwitter #BookLovers

For whatever reason, when it was announced my favorite band Muse would be releasing their 9th studio album - Will of the People - on August 26 th of last year, I decided to start ranking each and every song I've heard of theirs. After listening to their most recent effort several times through, I think I'm ready to release my months-long project unto the masses. Before I do, please note that I've included everything from singles to B-sides to covers to instrumentals to demos, but did not include live jam-sessions, preludes, or demos which are shorter than a minute in duration. Also, every song listed is my favorite rendition of it. For example, if Muse had a song called "Probe Me Please," and there were multiple versions of it, I'd naturally only list my favorite of the bunch - the full-body rendition. Lastly, I know we'll have differing opinions here and there, but let's try to be respectful toward one another. I've spent a lot of time on th...