The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

Trumplandia - a book I released in Kindle format in 2019, is now available on paperback for just $6.00 Here's a brief description of it: What do you get when you combine modern-day conservatism with the critically-acclaimed show, Portlandia ? Trumplandia - author Craig Rozniecki's first and hopefully last book of the series and 18th overall. James Bob, or Big Jim to some, hailed from Hicktown, West Virginia, where he owned a restaurant which went by the name TBR, or The Best Roadkill. Big Jim was a happily married man of 10 days. He met his wife, Amanda Goldteeth, during a raccoon-eating contest at a Family Values Festival and the two hit it off like Shaquille O’Neal and a basketball rim made of Icy Hot. To the marriage, Big Jim brought with him a son - Lil Jim - he traded a four-wheeler for several years ago, and a daughter - Jima - he claims a stork dropped off to him with a note which read, “Three words: Whitesnake concert.” Amanda Goldteeth-Bob could never hav...

The Art of the Steal: How a Chump Became School President - a book I released in Kindle format in 2017, is now available on paperback for just $6.50.  Here's a brief description of it:  Whether it was money, gifts, house work, or his grades at school, Ronald Chump had everything handed to him through his first 14 years in life. From getting $1,000 for asking the house maid to clean his room to being promised a Lexus on his 16th birthday to receiving straight “A’s” due to his father guaranteeing the school principal a big return on his investment in Chump University, Ronald had been handed everything to this point in life, but was still left unsatisfied, and now is running for school president. You can purchase the book in paperback form at this link: https://www.lulu.com/en/us/shop/craig-rozniecki/the-art-of-the-steal-how-a-chump-became-school-president/paperback/product-4dz4zk.html?page=1&pageSize=4 It can be purchased on Kindle for $2.99 here: https://www.amazon....

My latest book, Laugh to the Music , is now available on Kindle for $3.99. The paperback version of it should become available in the next week, for $130.50 (okay, $13.50). Here's a brief description of it: After mastering the arts of 3rd-wheeling, CD-burning, and Boggle, author and podcast host—Craig Rozniecki-naturally decided to try his hand at songwriting. In “Laugh to the Music” - Rozniecki’s 19th book, he parodies: Trump cultists, Bernie Sanders' mittens, men who attempt to compensate for small penises, the Twitter-mob, and so much more! Read the lyrics to all 50 of Rozniecki’s one-of-a-kind parodies, along with his snarky analysis of where the ideas for them originated, as well as links to each and every song. Not only is it music to the eyes, it’s music to the ears, or something! The Kindle version of the book can be found and purchased at this link: https://www.amazon.com/Laugh-Music-Craig-Rozniecki-ebook/dp/B0918RY93V/ref=sr_1_4?crid=2VISG16HIUN47&dchild=1&key...

The latest episode of my podcast ( I Feel Snitty ), entitled, "Have a problem? Put some Clorox on it.," is now available! Here's a brief description of it: Every time Donald Trump speaks in front of a camera, the chyron should read, "Don't do this at home, kids," and never go away until he stops talking. Case and point: his recent suggestion on injecting disinfectants to rid oneself of coronavirus. Yes, he actually said this. There's a reason why #LysolTrump has been trending on Twitter over the past few days, and it's not because Melania's expecting a baby, which she and Donnie have decided to name after a disinfectant. In this episode, I help you to relive that magically stupid moment, and then predict what Trump might have said to trigger some of the most ridiculous warning labels ever created. The entire episode can be heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/have-a-problem-put-some-clorox-on-it/

As I noted yesterday, my latest book - Trumplandia - will become available for purchase on your Kindle at just $2.99 come next Wednesday (4/24). I'll be sharing new bits of information about it until the release date. Here's one such bit - a book description: Making Satirizing ‘Murica Great Again! What do you get when you combine modern-day conservatism with the critically-acclaimed show, Portlandia? Trumplandia - author Craig Rozniecki's first and hopefully last book of the series and 18th overall. James Bob, or Big Jim to some, hailed from Hicktown, West Virginia, where he owned a restaurant which went by the name TBR, or The Best Roadkill. Big Jim was a happily married man of 10 days. He met his wife, Amanda Goldteeth, during a raccoon-eating contest at a Family Values Festival and the two hit it off like Shaquille O’Neal and a basketball rim made of Icy Hot. To the marriage, Big Jim brought with him a son - Lil Jim - he traded a four-wheeler for several years ago,...

I can't tell you how many times I've seen or heard someone refer to themselves as a "common sense conservative." This typically makes me chuckle, because what is a "common sense conservative" exactly? Based on what hard-core conservatives typically believe, I envision such a person defining "common sense conservative" in one (or all) of the following manners:  - "Even though guns kill over 30,000 people a year in this country, guns don't kill; people kill. I'm a common sense conservative and I approve this message." - "No woman should be able to have an abortion at any time because abortion is murder. Also, we shouldn't provide kids with comprehensive sex education or women with contraception coverage even though these would result in fewer unwanted pregnancies and abortions. I'm a common sense conservative and I approve this message." - "The Bible may list several different kinds of marriages as ...

There are times when I'm fully understanding of utilizing adjectives to describe a person. If a crime is witnessed, the police will want a full description of the person, so mentioning the person's gender, ethnicity, etc. is necessary information. When setting a person up on a date, it's rather important to give as vivid a picture as is possible, so again, mentioning the person's ethnicity, religion, political affiliation, employment, education, etc. are all meaningful to the discussion. This isn't always the case, however. Just the other day, a person received a get-well card in the mail from a woman whom attends the same church as this individual. After reading the card and note inside the card, this person said, "She's a very sweet black woman." I hear this kind of talk more regularly than I'd like. "He's a really funny gay guy." "She's a very funny Arab woman." "He's a short little person." ...