The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

I find it so odd that alleged germaphobes can also be nymphomaniacs (male or female, even though I know the term is technically used for females). I know some people whom won't drink out of the same glass as another, will wash their hands more than they utter words throughout the course of a day, get freaked out about food and silverware at restaurants, yet when it comes to sex, they sleep around more than Gene Simmons of Kiss did during the prime of his career. Hand-holding? Gross. Penal-vaginal penetration? Yes, please. When thinking about such individuals, I picture the following dialogue occurring between they and another at some point in time: Setting: Two friends having dinner at Hooter's ::Germy Nympho's friend takes a fry off her plate:: Germy Nympho: "Ooh, that's gross! Did you wash your hands?" Friend: "Before I came here, yeah" Germy Nympho: "Oh my God! That's so sick! I can't eat any of these no...