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Germaphobic Nymphomaniacs

I find it so odd that alleged germaphobes can also be nymphomaniacs (male or female, even though I know the term is technically used for females). I know some people whom won't drink out of the same glass as another, will wash their hands more than they utter words throughout the course of a day, get freaked out about food and silverware at restaurants, yet when it comes to sex, they sleep around more than Gene Simmons of Kiss did during the prime of his career.

Hand-holding? Gross.

Penal-vaginal penetration? Yes, please.

When thinking about such individuals, I picture the following dialogue occurring between they and another at some point in time:

Setting: Two friends having dinner at Hooter's

::Germy Nympho's friend takes a fry off her plate::

Germy Nympho: "Ooh, that's gross! Did you wash your hands?"

Friend: "Before I came here, yeah"

Germy Nympho: "Oh my God! That's so sick! I can't eat any of these now. Here - let me give you all the fries."

Friend: "Wow... Seriously?"

Germy Nympho: "For real"

Friend: "Okay... Well, thanks, I guess..."

Germy Nympho: "You know how big of a germaphobe I am! Ugh! I've got the chills now! That grosses me out so much!"

Friend: "You need to chill. I wash my hands fairly regularly. Don't worry - I'm not going to get you sick or anything. Alright? Anyway, let's talk about something else. Are you seeing anyone?"

Germy Nympho: "That's funny."

Friend: "Why's that funny?"

Germy Nympho: "Well, let's see here. There was Todd on Monday, Mike on Tuesday, Jeff on Wednesday, and Tim, Bob, and Horatio yesterday."

Friend: "Holy crap! So, what? You're dating a few guys and just trying to find the right one?"

Germy Nympho: "Not exactly..."

Friend: "So, wait... What? I'm confused."

Germy Nympho: "What can I say? I love sex. I slept with all of those guys. I have an orgy to go to late tonight."

Friend: "Oh my gosh! You used protection, right?"

Germy Nympho: "No - who does that?"

Friend: "Eh, aren't you afraid of getting pregnant, or knowing you, STDs?"

Germy Nympho: "Nah. You only live once, right?"

Friend: "I suppose. Hey, are you done with your water? Mind if I have a sip?" ::touches Germy Nympho's glass::

Germy Nympho: "Hands off my glass, okay?!? I just can't go anywhere with you, can I? That's disgusting! You know what? I think I'm going to go. I'll pay my half of the bill and then head to that orgy. That way you won't be able to touch any more of my things!"
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