The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

Just last week, I went to a concert at a local bar and when I went up to the dance floor and began dancing with a woman, what was the first thing she said to me? “Are you gay?” I had to scratch my head a bit, smiled and asked, “What was that?” She again asked, “Are you gay?” When I responded with a no, I honestly wonder if she believed me. This was not a rare occurrence for me. In fact, I’d say this happens 1 out of every 2 times I go out. I went to a pub a few months ago and one lady there would not leave me alone about it. She asked me, “Are you married?” I responded with a no. “Do you have a girlfriend?” No again. “Are you gay? No. She didn’t seem to buy that and carried on, “You have to be gay. You’re hot. Come on, a hot single guy your age? You have to be gay. Just come out with it. It’s okay. I’m not going to judge you. Let this be your night you come out.” This continued for several minutes before she started going around the bar and asking women, “Isn’t he ho...