BREAKING NEWS: I've just gotten a hold of the Trump Bible! Since he's never read a word of the actual Bible, it's no surprise to see these are books listed in his version of it: Bold Testament - Genocide - Exes Suck - Cussing Levites - I Know Numbers; I Have the Best Numbers, Believe Me - Dude, You’re Hot on Me - Joshua Tree - Fake, No Good, Corrupt Judges, Who Are Only Out to Get Me - Baby Ruth - One Samuel Adams - Make That Two Samuel Adams - One Kings - Two King - One Criminals - Two Criminal - Not Better Than Ezra, Believe Me - Nehemiah Was a Bullfrog - Tobit or Not Tobit - Hey Judith - The Esther Bunny - One Mack Daddies - Two Mack Daddy - Between Jobs - Psalm Trees - Proverbs: I/Me/My/Mine - Eh, That Shit’s Nasty - Banned to Play Any Song or Songs at My Rallies - Wisdumb - Honey Siracha - Isaiah the Best Words - Jeremiah Wrong - Lame Plantations - Baruch, Baruch, Baruch Is on Fire - Ezekial? Never Knew Him - Coffee-Boy Daniel - Hosee? See Ho - The First Joel - Amos ...
Randomness. Politics. Songs. Poetry. Short Stories. Essays. Satire. Research. Sarcasm. A mix of Jon Stewart, George Carlin, Weird Al Yankovic, The Onion, FactCheck.org, and Gandhi. former co-host of "The Tracy & Craig Show" (which had previously been called "The Tracy Fort Show") and current host of "I Feel Snitty," author of the "LOL at the GOP" series, and Donald Trump's worst nightmare (besides facts).