When GOP presidential hopeful Marco Rubio was recently asked who he'd like to have a beer with, he came back with three answers: 1) Ex-NFL star Dan Marino, 2) Russian chess master Garry Kasparov, and 3) underage Muslim Malala Yousafzai. No, this isn't an article by The Onion . Malala, an 18-year-old Pakistani Muslim, can't legally purchase alcohol for two reasons: 1) She's underage and 2) She's a Muslim in Pakistan. Yeah, when asked the question who they'd most like to have a beer with, here's how some of the candidates would likely respond: Donald Trump: "I've already had a beer with pretty much everybody." Mike Huckabee: "I'd like to have a drink with Kim Davis again." Ben Carson: "I only drink for Jesus." Chris Christie: "I'd like to have a beer with Joey, Tony, Tommy, Johnny, Donny, and Gus." Jeb Bush: "I'd like to sit down and have a drink with the smartest, bravest man I've ...
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