It appears as if I've gotten myself into a war of words on Tumblr due to my poking fun at Ryan Lochte and his speaking skills (or lack there of). It all started with the following blog, which I titled, "Ryan Lochte has a way with words much like Lance Bass has a way with women." Olympic swimmer and gold medalist Ryan Lochte apparently has a new reality show called What Would Ryan Lochte Do? My first thought upon reading the title of the show is, “I don’t know and don’t really care.” Granted, I’ve never been one to like reality television. I’m a writer and I find “reality” television to be the laziest writing one could possibly come up with. Here’s what I envision such writers say upon deciding how to go about their show: Chuck Tweedledee: “So, what should we do?” Boris Tweedledum: “Let’s just put a camera somewhere and see what happens, you know?” Tweedledee: “Like, in real life, kind of?” Tweedledum: “Yeah, man…” Tweedledee: “So, no writing is necessary?” Tweedledum: ...
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