Well, I just returned home from the surgery. I was told that it went very well and by a couple women that I was "magnificent." I'm not sure what they were referring to, but I may have to press charges in the near future. I was placed on Vicodin, Motrin, an anti-biotic (whose name I am unable to pronounce at this current juncture) and heroin. I've been told to not shower for 48 hours (this frightens me and is sure to frighten others much more than myself, even my dogs), to not drive for 1-2 weeks, to not work out for some time (I'll try to find a way to work around that...2 lb. dumbbells are my specialty anyway), to not involve myself in any acts of gang violence for a week or two and to see the doctor in a couple weeks to check up on things. I'm to refrain from fatty foods until then and so long as I'm not taking my pain killer, I may engage myself in the act of drinking adult soda pops. Well, I think that's about all the news I have...
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