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Crazy sex advice given by Cosmo

I have a hunch many whom failed out of college trying to become shrinks wound up writing for Cosmopolitan  magazine. Whenever a woman tells me about some advice she read in Cosmo , roughly 88.9% of the time I shake my head, cringe, and say, "Somebody's going to wind up in a hospital." Here are a few such examples provided by the lovely world of Cosmo : Advice: "Give his wiener an Indian burn." Yes, next to rug burns and fire burns, Indian burns are men's favorite kind of burns on their wieners. On the made-up adult version of  Family Feud , when guys were asked the question, "What can a woman do with your penis that turns you on the most?," these were the top answers: 5. Look at it with a pair of horny eyes 4. Stroke it the way Clarence Carter was singing about 3. Suck it like women from the porno  Blown Away 2. Ride it like Heath Ledger on a horse in  Brokeback Mountain 1. An Indian burn Advice: "Yank his crotch hair....

"Normal" is the answer, eh? What was the question again?

I recently read an article entitled "Why 'Normal' Is Such A Catch," and it befuddled, yet humored me, so I thought I'd share the experience with readers. Regardless of whether or not I'm dating someone at the time, I find it painfully humorous (yes, there is such a thing) to read articles surrounding dating/love advice. Why? Because they're typically more cliche-ridden than a film released on Valentine's Day by the name of Hallmark Card , and while I typically loathe cliches, I also often times find them to be unintentionally humorous due to how ridiculous they come across, especially if taken from a literal rather than a figurative angle. The author of the before-mentioned article is a "dating coach" and authored a book by the title of Stop Looking for a Husband: Find the Love of Your Life . ...and the award for most horoscope-sounding book title of the year goes to... So, back to the article, where Marina Sbrochi writes the following:...

Fact-checking the RNC

What I'm intending on doing is to watch the Republican National Convention starting tonight at 7 pm EST and fact-check the speakers. I'm not sure how long I'll be able to keep this up, for two main reasons - 1) I'm not sure how long I can listen to the BS before a migraine comes along and 2) I'm not sure how quickly I'll be able to keep up and take note of the BS that's being spewed forth by the speakers. Just from thinking about, I am feeling a headache come along already!