I have a hunch many whom failed out of college trying to become shrinks wound up writing for Cosmopolitan magazine. Whenever a woman tells me about some advice she read in Cosmo , roughly 88.9% of the time I shake my head, cringe, and say, "Somebody's going to wind up in a hospital." Here are a few such examples provided by the lovely world of Cosmo : Advice: "Give his wiener an Indian burn." Yes, next to rug burns and fire burns, Indian burns are men's favorite kind of burns on their wieners. On the made-up adult version of Family Feud , when guys were asked the question, "What can a woman do with your penis that turns you on the most?," these were the top answers: 5. Look at it with a pair of horny eyes 4. Stroke it the way Clarence Carter was singing about 3. Suck it like women from the porno Blown Away 2. Ride it like Heath Ledger on a horse in Brokeback Mountain 1. An Indian burn Advice: "Yank his crotch hair....
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