The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

Weinergate (Anthony) has been a great deal of fun for me and most everyone else it seems. However, for as much fun as it has been, I feel the need to spread the love around some. I will now list a number of other political figures and come up with sext messages I feel they may send at some point in their lives (if they haven't already): Michele Bachmann: "God sent me to do things to you! It'll be hotter than a Minnesota winter!" Sarah Palin: "I bet I can see your dingaling from Russia! You betcha!" Jimmy Carter: "Hello. You look nice. Want to go get a hot fudge sundae sometime? Dairy Queen is great around this time of year." Bill Clinton: "Oh yeah... ::bites lower lip::" Dick Cheney: "So I shot my friend in the face with one. How about you help me unload my other gun?" Mitt Romney: "There's 47% of you I don't like so much, but the rest I really like. How about you put that 53% in action at my...

Anthony Weiner is back and better than ever! Remember this guy? He was the New York congressman who had to resign due to a sexting scandal in June of 2011. Since then, Weiner has decided to run for the mayor of New York, and wouldn't you know it, but reports have surfaced of the porn-star wannabe engaging in the lovely art of sexting with a 22-year old woman approximately a year after he resigned from office. While he did warn us that such reports would likely surface, he also alleged he was a changed man prior to this new sexting partner or whatever one calls them. Nightlife site The Dirty reported the following information on Weiner, who went by the name Carlos Danger: "I've been in contact with a young female girl who wishes to remain Anonymous. She was lured by Anthony Weiner post scandal via Facebook. they had a relationship for 6 months and she believed they were in love. Anthony Weiner like a true sex predator promised Anonymous many things like a job at Politic...

After former New York Congressman Anthony Weiner announced he was going to be running for Mayor of New York City, journalists had a field day with the news on account of his last name. One headline read, "Weiner's In!" In light of that, I decided to join the party of immaturity and make up a few such headlines of my own with a top ten list. Top Ten Anthony Weiner Newspaper Headlines Leading to Election Day 10. "Weiner Has Got a Mind of His Own" 9. "Women Voters Lean Toward Weiner" 8. "Weiner to Create Jobs" 7. "Weiner Goes Green" 6. "Weiner Limps to the Finish Line" 5. "Weiner Rises Up to the Challenge" 4. "Weiner Shrinking in the Polls" 3. "Weiner Explodes at the Press" 2. "Weiner Sticks It to His Opponent in the First Debate" 1. ::drum roll:: "Does Weiner have the balls to win this thing?"

It appears as if it's now official - former New York Congressman Anthony Weiner will be running for mayor. For anyone who forgot, Weiner got into trouble as a Congressman due to the tweeting of his bulge to women. I'm quite glad the former Congressman is running for mayor, because it will make for some lovely headlines. Just this morning, I read a headline which said, "Weiner In!" The funny part about that is Weiner never actually got it in during the sex scandal, since he only tweeted pictures of his manhood. Some other future headlines pertaining to this story will likely be the following: "Democrats Stand Erect For Weiner" "Democrats Sit Erect For Weiner" "College Kids Love Voting For A. Weiner" "Sticking Up For Weiner" "Standing Up For Weiner" "Weiner is neck and neck with his opponent" "Coming Out - I Love Weiner, Anthony Weiner That Is" "Does Weiner have the balls ...

Ah, remember Anthony Weiner? Well, the former New York Congressman is back in the news again! He's kept his junk in the trunk (so to speak), temporarily at least, and is thinking about running for mayor! In case anyone has forgotten, Weiner got caught in a tweeting-his-bulge scandal and resigned from office as a result. New Yorkers should be rejoicing right about now, especially those whom didn't much care for Mayor Bloomberg's vision with regard to soda pop and guns! While Bloomberg believes in banning supersize soda, Weiner has shown that he believes bigger is better! Also, while Bloomberg believes in stricter gun restrictions, Weiner believes people should show off and fire their guns as much as is humanly possible! If that's not enough to convince New Yorkers that they should stick up for Weiner and stick him into office again, just hear what the former Congressman's brother had to say about the new and improved Weiner: "I wouldn't stand for oth...

New York Democratic Congressman, Anthony Weiner, has made big news of late. Mr. Weiner (pronounced wee-ner) sent some rather suggestive photos of a massive bulge in his pants which represents his last name. He sent these photos via Twitter. He tweeted them and after the photos leaked, basically tweeted himself of any chance at becoming mayor of New York. It was going to be hard enough as it is, but with the before-mentioned revelation, it’s going to be even harder for Weiner. Not only that, but he was caught sexting. That’s right, a guy with the last name of Weiner never got to actually use it in a sex scandal. Never in my life did I expect to see a headline such as this - “Weinergate: Congressman Tweets His Bulge”. I have a feeling that headline will soon read, “Weiner Goes Limp From Tweeting So Much”. http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/06/anthony-weiner-admits-he-tweeted-lewd-photos-will-not-resign.php