Since Trump recently called 'Pennsylvania' "North Carolina," if he were to hold a rally in every state, here's what I predict he'd call them. Alabama: Al Bundy Alaska: Fantasia Arizona: End Zone Arkansas: Noah's Ark California: The Specific Ocean Colorado: White, Snowy Shit Connecticut: Connect Four Delaware: Delta-Northwest Florida: Fluoride Georgia: George of the Jungle Hawaii: Wi-Fi Idaho: My Kinda Women Illinois: Ellen Indiana: New Delhi Iowa: Wah Wah Wah Wah Kansas: Dust in the Wind Kentucky: Tennessee Louisiana: The Land Down Under Maine: Street Maryland: Crab Shack Massachusetts: Massholes Michigan: Michelin Minnesota: Canada Mississippi: Mixed CDs Missouri: Misery Montana: Joe Nebraska: Aksarben Nevada: Penny Sluts New Hampshire: Northern Hemisphere New Jersey: Not Worth As Much As An Old Jersey New Mexico: New Drug Dealers and Rapists, and I Assume Some Are New Good People New York: Central Pork North Carolina: North Korea North Dakota: The Other ...
Randomness. Politics. Songs. Poetry. Short Stories. Essays. Satire. Research. Sarcasm. A mix of Jon Stewart, George Carlin, Weird Al Yankovic, The Onion, FactCheck.org, and Gandhi. former co-host of "The Tracy & Craig Show" (which had previously been called "The Tracy Fort Show") and current host of "I Feel Snitty," author of the "LOL at the GOP" series, and Donald Trump's worst nightmare (besides facts).