Regardless of the time of year or what year it is, I believe the following resolutions will be made: Dick Cheney - To smile for the first time in his life. Tom Cruise - To reject medication from his doctor after he tells Tom that he is mentally troubled, insane and delusional. Bill O'Reilly - To take an anger management class, go to discussion groups on racism and sexism and to have some more fun on the telephone. Slyvester Stallone - To box without a walker or cane. Rush Limbaugh - To marry his 5th, 6th and 7th wives and declare himself the second coming of Joseph Smith. Hugh Grant - To play the same role in another film. Sean Hannity - To give others a chance to speak. Mike Tyson - To take on a new primary language so he can never attempt to speak the English language again. Donald Trump - To take credit for ending World War II, finding and killing Osama bin Laden and starting a new business called, “Rat Hair”. MTV - To show one music video between 7 am and midnight....
Randomness. Politics. Songs. Poetry. Short Stories. Essays. Satire. Research. Sarcasm. A mix of Jon Stewart, George Carlin, Weird Al Yankovic, The Onion, FactCheck.org, and Gandhi. former co-host of "The Tracy & Craig Show" (which had previously been called "The Tracy Fort Show") and current host of "I Feel Snitty," author of the "LOL at the GOP" series, and Donald Trump's worst nightmare (besides facts).