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I received this message on episode 103 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Dotard' (parody based on the Smash Mouth song, 'All Star')": - "Hysterical!!! Good going!!" The song can be heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/dotard-parody-based-on-the-smash-mouth-song-all-star/

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 103: "Dotard" (parody based on the Smash Mouth song, "All Star") Premiere Date: 12/19/20 Length: 3:11 (424 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/dotard-parody-based-on-the-smash-mouth-song-all-star/ Transcript:  “Dotard” (to the tune of Smash Mouth’s “All Star”) Somebody once tweeted I should drink disinfectant I thought that sounded like really good He then said to stare at the sun while lights shone up my butt Like any professional doctor would   The chills start a-coming, the breaths start a-going Docs say to stay home, but my bike is calling Feeling the breeze as gnats hit my face I just can’t wait to get to this place The music will be a-rocking I hope to hear it through my coughing I hope I can still scream and shout Giving my life to see Smash Mouth   Hey now, I’m a dotard Take your mask off, freedom Hey now, I’m a Trumper There’s no COVID, fake germs And every fever is just Proof global warming is ...

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Dotard' (parody based on the Smash Mouth song, 'All Star')" is now available! Here are the lyrics: “Dotard” (to the tune of Smash Mouth’s “All Star”) Somebody once tweeted I should drink disinfectant I thought that sounded like really good He then said to stare at the sun while lights shone up my butt Like any professional doctor would   The chills start a-coming, the breaths start a-going Docs say to stay home, but my bike is calling Feeling the breeze as gnats hit my face I just can’t wait to get to this place The music will be a-rocking I hope to hear it through my coughing I hope I can still scream and shout Giving my life to see Smash Mouth   Hey now, I’m a dotard Take your mask off, freedom Hey now, I’m a Trumper There’s no COVID, fake germs And every fever is just Proof global warming is a hoax   I’m getting closer, just passed Mount Rushmore Whoa, sh*t, I ...

You’ll often hear progressive analysts spout things like “Today’s Trump Republican Party is living in an alternate reality,” and I have to believe a good chunk of self-described middle-of-the-road observers think they’re just being hyperbolic with their rhetoric. To those individuals, please allow me to provide as evidence exhibit number 942,111,086,213,665 – a Yahoo News/YouGov poll. This poll surveyed 1,583 registered voters and was conducted between October 16 th and 18 th of this year. I’m now going to share a few of the results and dissect them. When asked the question, “How worried are you about COVID-19?,” 68% of the respondents checked either “very worried” or “somewhat worried,” while 32% checked “not very worried” or “not worried at all.” Among Republican voters, 48% answered “very worried” or “somewhat worried” and 52% answered “not very worried” or “not worried at all.” Think about that – more than half of all Republican voters are not worried about a virus which ha...

I just received the following comment on episode 81 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Clue': Trumponavirus Edition - Part 3 ('But here's what really happened.' Maybe.)": "Was funny. I liked it." The show can be heard in its entirety at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/clue-trumponavirus-edition-part-3-but-heres-what-really-happened-maybe/

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 81: "Clue": Trumponavirus Edition - Part 3 ("But here's what really happened." Maybe.) Premiere date: 10/8/20 Length: 5:23 (907 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/clue-trumponavirus-edition-part-3-but-heres-what-really-happened-maybe/ Transcript:  Welcome to I Feel Snitty, episode 81, entitled, "'Clue': Trumponavirus Edition - Part 3 ('But here's what really happened.' Maybe.)" I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki. Like I said in part 2, since I already went over all of the introductory shtuff in part 1, I’ll bypass that in the final portion of the trilogy. Here is part 3 of said trilogy, entitled, “But here’s what really happened. Maybe.” Trump: “Say what?” Dr. Conley: “You have COVID.” Trump: “But I’m immune. I’m immune to it. My immunes take care of everything.” Dr. Conley: “Apparently not.” Trump: “Isn’t that true, though? If you’re president, you’re immune to all bad stuff?” Dr. Conley: “Wha...

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Clue': Trumponavirus Edition - Part 3 ('But here's what really happened.' Maybe.)," is now available! Here's a brief description of it:  Given all the mystery surrounding Donald Trump's COVID diagnosis, treatment, and his current health, I thought I'd play off the 1985 cult-comedy classic, Clue, and its multiple endings, to present three different potential Trump-COVID plots. Here is part 3. Cue the card: "But here's what really happened." Maybe. The episode can be heard in full at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/clue-trumponavirus-edition-part-3-but-heres-what-really-happened-maybe/

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Clue': Trumponavirus Edition - Part 2 ('But how about this?')," is now available! Here's a brief description of it:  Given all the mystery surrounding Donald Trump's COVID diagnosis, treatment, and his current health, I thought I'd play off the 1985 cult-comedy classic, Clue, and its multiple endings, to present three different potential Trump-COVID plots. Here is part 2. Cue the card: "But how about this?" The episode can be heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/clue-trumponavirus-edition-part-2-but-how-about-this/

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Clue': Trumponavirus Edition - Part 1 ('This is what could have happened.')," is now available! Here's a brief description of it:  Given all the mystery surrounding Donald Trump's COVID diagnosis, treatment, and his current health, I thought I'd play off the 1985 cult-comedy classic, Clue, and its multiple endings, to present three different potential Trump-COVID plots. Here is part 1. Cue the card: "This is what could have happened." The episode can be heard in its entirety here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/clue-trumponavirus-edition-part-1-this-is-what-could-have-happened/

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 64: C(ovid)OMPLEX Premiere Date: 7/30/20 Length: 8:57 (1,361 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/covidomplex/ Transcript: Welcome to I Feel Snitty, episode 64, entitled, “C(ovid)OMPLEX.” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki. As you may have noticed, I took some time off after writing, recording, and releasing my anti-Trump rock opera parody, “Arrogant Covidiot.” Thanks to everyone for listening and the positive feedback. While it may not have won any Grammy’s, I’m glad to know it helped several jam and laugh through this COVID mess. If you haven’t heard it yet and want to, just go to my Podbean page, and either click on episode 50 for the entire rock opera parody or click on episodes 51 through 63 for each individual song. Okay, now that I’ve gotten that out of the way, let’s talk C(ovid)OMPLEX. About 5 months ago, Donald Trump pretty much said on national television, “We only have 15 cases of the General Tso with Chopstic...

The latest episode of my podcast (I Feel Snitty), entitled, "C(ovid)OMPLEX," is now available! Here's a brief description of it: In this episode, I refute conspiracy theories spread about the pandemic from those suffering from what I call C(ovid)OMPLEX. These tinfoil-hat beliefs include that: 1) "COVID is a hoax," 2) "COVID is just a means of the government taking away our rights," and 3) "COVID is merely an attempt to prevent Donald Trump from winning re-election," among others. WARNING: If you're wearing a tinfoil hat while listening to this episode, it will explode. The episode can be listened to in its entirety here:  https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/covidomplex/

I just received the following comment on episode 48 of my podcast ( I Feel Snitty ), entitled, "The Maskless Asshat": - "My first time listening to your podcast and love it! Great Trump impersonation had me laughing!" The episode can be heard in its entirety here:  https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-maskless-asshat/

I just received the following comment on episode 48 of my podcast ( I Feel Snitty ), entitled, "The Maskless Asshat": - "If only this happened! Our standing in the world would definitely go up!" The episode can be heard in full here:  https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-maskless-asshat/

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 48: The Maskless Asshat Premiere Date: 5/9/20 Length: 6:46 (1,014 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-maskless-asshat / Transcript: Welcome to I Feel Snitty , episode 48, entitled, “The Maskless Asshat.” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki. If you’ve seen Trump speak for even just a second since the inception of the Coronavirus pandemic, you would have noticed he wasn’t wearing a mask. Why, you ask? Well, in a recent report released by the Associated Press, we can now answer that question, twofold. Reason #1: He didn’t want to give the public the wrong idea that he was more concerned with people’s health than he was the health of the economy. No, I’m not making that up. Reason #2: For as jaw-dropping as reason #1 is, I still think this is my favorite of the two. Apparently, Trump thinks he’d look so ridiculous with a mask on that it’d hurt his reelection chances. Once again, I’m not making that up. Okay, so I’m go...

The latest episode of my podcast ( I Feel Snitty ), entitled, "The Maskless Asshat," is now available! Here's a brief description of it: According to a recently released report by the Associated Press, Donald Trump hasn't been wearing a mask for two reasons. What are they? Listen to this episode to find out, as well as to hear my impression of Trump talking about going skydiving... The show can be heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-maskless-asshat/

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 47: The Bass Ackwards Task Force Premiere Date: 5/9/20 Length: 5:09 (807 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-bass-ackwards-task-force/ Transcript: Welcome to I Feel Snitty , episode 47, entitled, “The Bass Ackwards Task Force.” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki. On January 29th, Donald Trump announced the formation of a Coronavirus task force. At this point in time, there were 0 confirmed COVID-related deaths in this country. On February 26th, with there still being 0 confirmed COVID deaths in the US, Trump announced that Vice President Mike Pence would head the task force and Dr. Deborah Birx would hop aboard this slowly moving rescue train as well. Fast-forward to May 4th and Trump announced that he was going to begin dwindling down this task force of his. At this point, we weren’t still without a COVID-related death. We had unfortunately experienced over 70,000 of them, without much sign of things slowing. That’d...

The latest episode of my podcast ( I Feel Snitty ), entitled, "The Bass Ackwards Task Force," is now available. Here's a brief description of the episode: Before backtracking, Donald Trump recently said he'd be dwindling the Coronavirus task force, which he created when there were 0 confirmed COVID-related deaths in the US and there are now over 75,000, with little sign of things slowing. Genius move if I do say so myself, and I don't, unless I'm being sarcastic, which I was. In this episode, I summarize the history of the most worthless task force ever created and hypothesize, if he followed a similar - sure, I'll call it strategy, how he'd handle the following situations: An invasion by Iran; a devastating storm called, Hurricane Dahmer; and several airplane crashes within a short duration. The episode can be heard in its entirety here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/the-bass-ackwards-task-force/

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 46: Putting the "Dumb" in "Freedumb" Premiere Date: 5/9/20 Length: 8:04 (1,261 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/putting-the-dumb-in-freedumb/ Transcript: Welcome to I Feel Snitty, episode 46, entitled, “Putting the ‘Dumb’ in ‘Freedumb’.” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki. It’s often said that crises, like Coronavirus, bring out the best in people. This may be true for some, but it sure brings out the stupid in others. Take these back-to-work rallies, for example. The CDC, or Centers for Disease Control, has released guidelines to help prevent the spread of Coronavirus. Governors all across the country have imposed statewide lockdowns to aid in furthering this cause. What are some of these guidelines? Avoid group gatherings. Stand 6-feet apart. Wear masks. Etc. So what do these individuals decide to do? Gather in groups, stand shoulder-to-shoulder, perhaps ass-to-face in some cases, and free their ...

The latest episode of my podcast ( I Feel Snitty ), entitled "Putting the 'Dumb' in 'Freedumb'" is now available! Here's a brief description: How do you extend a lockdown, which was implemented due to a pandemic, and delay going back to a safe work environment? By attending back-to-work rallies, which I discuss and satirize in this episode. The show also features the fictional Dumbsh*t family as my special guest(s). Enjoy. No gloves or masks required. The full episode can be heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/putting-the-dumb-in-freedumb/

I just received this message on episode 45 of my podcast ( I Feel Snitty ), entitled, "'Lysol: A Donald Trump Parody": - "OMG! Haha! Absolutely hilarious! And I love the lyrics! #welldone #youremylysol" The song/episode can be heard here:  https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/lysol-a-donald-trump-parody/