Virginia pizza shop offers a 15% discount to anyone carrying a gun. No, nothing could go wrong there...
Jay Laze, owner of the Virginia pizza shop All Around Pizzas and Deli, has recently offered a 15% discount to any customer that carries with them a gun into his shop. That's right, whether a person brings in a pistol or an AK-47, he or she will be given a 15% discount on their order. No, nothing could possibly go wrong here... Whether these guns were legally obtained is of no relevance. Neither is the mental state of the customer, his/her criminal history, blood-alcohol level, etc. More guns equal less shootings! It's a fact! Just like more fast food equals less obesity! With this new discount, I can't possibly see the following scenario play out with some drunk kids: Drunkard #1: "Dude, I'm hungry." Drunkard #2: "Me too. Let's get some pizza!" #1: "Yeah! I know! Let's get some free pizza at that one place. Do you have your gun on you?" #2: "Always. We showered together just before we got drunk. Free pizza, though...