I'm humored by many fast-food commercials' main actors being thin. It's as if they're trying to say, "Eat all this fast-food and you'll be fit and happy just like these people!" While we're at it, why not start airing Harvard University commercials where it showcases a bunch of high and drunk students in class? It would go something like this: Kobayashi: "Dude, where are we?" Keyser: "At Harvard , man!" Kobayashi: "We got accepted? I was totally trippin' when I took that ABT test thingy." Keyser: "You mean the SAC?" Kobayashi: "For sure!" Keyser: "I did some weed just before taking the tests." Kobayashi: "But you don't even smoke..." Keyser: "I was just around it, you know? I could feel it..." Kobayashi: "Far out." "Harvard University - No matter how high you are, we'll be higher. Apply today!"
Randomness. Politics. Songs. Poetry. Short Stories. Essays. Satire. Research. Sarcasm. A mix of Jon Stewart, George Carlin, Weird Al Yankovic, The Onion, FactCheck.org, and Gandhi. former co-host of "The Tracy & Craig Show" (which had previously been called "The Tracy Fort Show") and current host of "I Feel Snitty," author of the "LOL at the GOP" series, and Donald Trump's worst nightmare (besides facts).