The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

I'm not certain why I haven't written about this crazy story yet. Perhaps I've been attempting to block it out or something to that extent. In any case, after this weekend, I feel the need to finally come forward with it. So, about 4-5 weeks ago, I was at a pub and bumped into a married couple whom I had spoken with before. The husband seemed pretty nice and laid back. His wife appeared kind and even somewhat quiet at first, but then she got to drinking and become a little reckless. So, 4-5 weeks ago when I saw them, this woman apologized to me profusely, saying she wasn't usually like that, was a good person and is sorry if she ever offended me. She didn't seem to be drinking a whole lot that evening and didn't utter any perverse lines to me. She, her husband and I did a shot, played some music on the jukebox, joked around and after paying our tabs were about to head our separate ways when the guy asked if I'd like to come over for another drink. I was qu...