Artist and former co-judge/coach on The Voice , CeeLo Green, recently took to Twitter to defend himself on charges of rape. While Green contends that he and the woman had consensual sex, she claims that she woke up in a bed next to the musician and couldn't recall what happened the night before. On Twitter, Green defended himself of the accusations by posting the following two messages (among others): "if someone is passed out they're not even WITH you consciously! so WITH Implies consent" and "when someone brakes on a home there is broken glass where is your plausible proof anyone was raped" Yes, CeeLo Green has gone the philosophical route by asking the ever so tiring question, "If I stick my penis in you and you don't remember, did it really happen?" Ladies, how would you like to respond to CeeLo? "We see you driving 'round town with roofies to share, and we're like, 'F*#k you!' Ooo, ooo, oooo, As if te...
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