Since Donald Trump has recently been in the hospital more times than Gene Simmons has been kissed by groupies, I thought I'd speculate on the reasons for these frequent hospital trips. The Top Ten Reasons for Trump's Frequent Hospital Visits 10. BTSD (Bigly Traitor Stress Disorder) 9. Lieabetes 8. Orange Fever 7. Ballzheimer's (forgot where his balls are) 6. ADND (Attention Deficit No-Activity Disorder) 5. Restless Mini-Hands Syndrome 4. Pecker Muscular Dystrophy 3. Ataxia returns 2. Sticking-foot-in-mouth disease 1. (drumroll) Donarrhea
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